Why don’t u like or fall for other female celebrities?
They’re not you.
Is that it?
Yes… very simply.
What if I become famous? Even as an influencer?
Then I’m gonna date you in public as Fernando. I’m gonna go on every talk show, boast about how amazing our dates was, how beautiful you are, how I can’t get enough. Fernando will be a love sick puppy obsessed with your famous persona 😍
What if I get hate from fans tho?!
Fernando will fight for u. I’ve already got Plans B, C, D, E for various scenarios. I’ve thought through this part a long time ago.
How?! When?!
Sometimes on a long flight I just have time to think about these things, so it’s already at the back of my mind. It’s not hard to foresee how I’ll protect you if you choose to take on fame with whatever you’re doing. I’m here already. I know I can protect you.
And if I don’t want to be famous? Ever? Are you embarrassed to have a non-famous wife?
Not at all!!! This option is my first preference!!! I want you to stay at home!!! All the time! I want to come home to you… but if YOU want to be famous, I’ll still support you. It’s not like I hate the idea. I won’t mind if that’s what you want. But my first preference is for you to stay home and be my housewife.
Uhuh…
You’re not impressed by that answer?
No… I get it… I’m just not sure what is my preference… because I think I’ll enjoy being a housewife for a little bit… but eventually I might get bored of it… so eventually I’ll still wanna start a YouTube channel or something…
And I’ll support you with that. Fernando will be your biggest fan.
Ugh, I don’t need Fernando to be a fan from Day 1 — that’s not in my visions…
Okay? What are you envisioning?
Sigh. You know, the way Elon Musk and Grimes originally got together, was actually pretty cute… it’s a shame what’s happened since but the start of their relationship was quite cute…
What happened? I didn’t pay attention 😅
They connected over Twitter. I wonder if he subconsciously even bought the company because he loves her? You know what I mean?
No, not really. I’m not fully following your thoughts right now, you’re jumping around too randomly…
Sigh. Anyway.
It all feels really far away.
My reality right now is current work and study. I can’t imagine Fernando falling in love with me via my non-existent YouTube channel…
😏 I can… I’ve already written a whole vlog episode script on it! It’s in the Vault ready to be filmed whenever you’re ready!
Oh gosh… okay anyway, I gotta go get ready for work…
I LOVE YOU ❤️
I love you too 🥰
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