I know… I can feel it…
Another day closer …
Well, at least you know the exact days. I can only guess when you’re actually gonna show up?
You know what? This was somewhat easier last year when you weren’t expecting me… 😅
But what if I had been dating someone else?!
Yes there was always that risk. But I figured I would simply steal you from whoever that guy was gonna be…
Steal me?!
Yes. I didn’t care. I was gonna make sure you’re mine. I’m still on this mission!
Lol… 🤭💕
I just saw your distraction tactics…
Distraction tactics?
Your distraction for your fans… from the airport chaos!
What?! I didn’t plan that! 👀 They scheduled that ages ago…
Are you sure?! Who schedules an 8:00 pm evening post if it’s not a distraction?
Huh?!?!?!?
Don’t you find it a little suspicious? The timing?
What timing?! You think I personally called the team to ask them to bump up the story from normal scheduling just so that the fans have a new distraction from the airport chaos?!?!? 👀
Well…?
Well maybe that’s exactly what I did?! Maybe that was the best idea ever! 💡
Lol… 😅
I don’t know…
What’s the best time to schedule posts?
Maybe it’s different in different countries?
What’s the best time in Australia?
Well I haven’t worked in social media for a few years now…
What did it used to be?
I think we used to schedule around 7:00 am…
Why?
Because… people are having breakfast. Like when people used to read a newspaper as they’re having breakfast. The assumption was that Aussies are having breakfast and scrolling their phones. Those on a train or bus are also getting to work and scrolling… that was what was assumed…
Oh?! 7:00 am?!?!?!
Yeah… it’s definitely not those hours with your accounts. I’ve noticed…
🤭🤭🤭😅😅😅
It was either breakfast, lunch time, or after work… we didn’t do late evenings…
Why not?
Because people are watching TV or Netflix? Etc? They’re not paying attention to their phones at those times…? Presumably?! 🤷♀️
Oh?!
I could be wrong. I’m sure there’s other data by now… even for the Aussie population…
😅😅😅 I wouldn’t know either. Actually I never thought about this until now.
So for you, you just let the team schedule stuff unless you want a distraction then they bump it up for you. Schedule immediately?
😅😅😅😅😅😅 YOUR BLOG IS SUPPOSED TO BE FICTION!!!
😘😘😘♥️♥️♥️ lol
What did u think of it anyway?
It was cute! It was funny 🥰 I laughed out loud…
😌 then it was a success for me!
Yeah? You don’t care about any other stats or numbers from the campaign?
Nope. If you liked it, that’s it. Great success! 🥰🥰🥰
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