Do you know I’ve never been clubbing on gold coast?
Neither have I. Do u wanna go?!
NO!!!
I’m just telling you as a new fact. Some new information about myself because you’d rather I stick to that as topics for my blog… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😏 It’s ok u can write about whatever u want. But if u wanna talk about clubbing? OK? So u’ve never been clubbing on gold coast…
Uhuh…
Where have you been clubbing?
Only Brisbane and Melbourne!
Wait — r u listening to music while ur typing this?
Yes.
Wat r u listening to?!
Nostalgic Jay Chou…
Y is there a little girl in his album cover?
I have no idea 😅 lol, just roll with it?! 🤷♀️
Ummm… 👀 (side-eye!)
Y is this song reminding u of clubbing?!
It’s not?! I don’t know why… just simultaneously felt like listening to this song as well as typing about clubbing memories??!!
😅😅😅 That’s such an INFJ thing…
Is it?!?!
(Nodding)… yes! I think so…
Anyway, it wasn’t only Brisbane and Melbourne. I’ve just suddenly remembered. I’ve also gone clubbing in Taipei.
Uhuh… when was this?!
All of the clubbing memories span between… late-teens to early-twenties…
Uhuh……. 👀👀👀 (more side-eyes!!!)
What?!?!??!?!
I don’t know, it just felt like such a side-eye moment for me 😅
Anyway…
What about the clubbing?
Hmmm… if I had to rank them? The experiences and memories?
I would rank them as:
- Taipei
- Melbourne
- Brisbane…
- Melbourne — any memories with (that ex!) — bottom of the list!
What about ME?! Memories with ME?!?!
Ugh… oops, you weren’t included in that ranking…. 😅
Why not?!
Memories with you felt like a dream… did they really happen?!?!? I still… am not anchored in reality… about those things… I need you to verify them for me…
😏 we’ll verify them in person…
Why was Taipei number one then? If I’m out of the equation?
Ummm… Taipei was… more sophisticated? It felt more sophisticated than any of the clubs that I had been to in Australia.
In what way?
(Shrugs shoulders) in a posh way?!
What were you doing in a posh club in Taipei?
A friend… wanted to go there…? 🤷♀️
Right… and why is Brisbane kinda, not that impressive?
Brisbane clubbing memories I’ve been way too drunk. Drunker than I’d ever been in Melbourne. Ever. Including memories with you…
Brisbane’s the all time worst… dangerously worse…
👀👀👀 Is there something else I need to know?!?!?
No. Nothing like that happened… but it got close… but it didn’t get there… another friend suggested we find some place to eat, instead of staying at that club…
Oh?
Yeah… I think I vomited?!?!? 🤮🤮🤮
🤣🤣🤣 How old were you?!
Ughhhh let’s just say 19 or 20… 😅😅😅
So Brisbane didn’t end up being that fun…
No. But thinking back about this — Brisbane having food nearby was a good idea… I don’t remember Melbourne having much food near the clubs?!
Where were the Brisbane clubs?
Fortitude Valley. They’re still there…
Do you wanna go?!
NO. WE’RE MIDDLE AGED MILLENNIALS. WE’RE NOT GONNA BE THE OLD PEOPLE AT THE CLUB!!! EVEN FERNANDO IS TOO OLD, MY DARLING!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO!!!
OMG I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!!
What?!
I’ve been clubbing in Singapore.
WHAT THE FUCK.
What is the timeline of the Singapore clubbing?!?!
Hmmm… logic would surmise… it was after you…
What the hell happened at the club in Singapore?
Ummm… WHAT IF THAT IS WHAT CAUSED MY MEMORY LOSS?!?!??!?! 🤯🤯🤯
Phwoar… are you sure?!
Omg… I feel it’s possible — it was like a “sex and the city let’s forget about him!!!” Vibe from the friends at the time….?
🤨🤨🤨 I’m not liking this story anymore.
What else happened in Singapore?
Um… yes there was a LOT of alcohol. I was definitely 21!!!
Uhuh…?
One of the friends started to not feel well… and we got out of there…
Not feel well?
Perhaps I wouldn’t have been far behind her and it was good that she wasn’t feeling well and then I stopped too. We just got out of there…
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 WTF.
And this sort of stuff was never posted on Facebook…
LOL 🤣🤣🤣 of course not!!!!!!!! Omg….
I didn’t have any spies in that group of friends…
No you didn’t. You know what?! If you had been smarter about it you probably could have rallied one of the mutual friends’ Singaporean friends?!
😅😅😅 Fuck! I didn’t think of that at all!
Lol… oh well… nothing happened!!!
Uhuh… but you forgot about me… like whatever they gave you, it really worked that time… to the point the other friend didn’t even feel good…
I don’t think it was any one drink. I think it was just an accumulation of drinks?!
Hmmm…
It was SAFE. I was in a SAFE group of friends…
Okay?
Lol… does New York count?
I don’t know?! Does NEW YORK count?!
Well it wasn’t a club…
What was it?
Just a bar on the upper east side?
What were u doing there?
Okay so this must’ve been early 30s…
😑 are you sure there wasn’t many, many years of other clubbing experiences in between all these experiences?!
No!!! It’s like when I turned 30, I felt like I wanted to have some fun again! Maybe that’s also how Khloe Kardashian felt turning 40?!
😏 Alright, we’ll go clubbing. I’ll take u out clubbing when I’m there…
I don’t want to go clubbing, I’m just telling you the stories!!!
🤣🤣🤣 lollllll… fine. New York? What happened?
Nothing! Just a group of friends having dinner and then a hangout at a bar on the upper east side. I didn’t even expect them to pick that area!
I was like, “Da fuq?! Why are we going there?!” But those friends wanted that upper east side experience!
🫠 ok Serena Van Der Woodsen. How did u enjoy ur upper east side experience?
It… didn’t feel that different to Gold Coast, Brisbane, Sydney or Melbourne?!?!?
😅😅😅 lolllllll…
It was… oddly, normal?!
Uhuh…. 🫠🫠🫠
I think u’ve been clubbing in other countries…
No I haven’t?!
I think there’s one more country…
What are you talking about?
I think… I’ve seen photos… for sure, I’ve seen those photos. And it’s another country you haven’t listed here…
Were you THERE?!?!?! IN PERSON?!?!?!?!
Babe, I was standing right in front of you...
No you weren’t!!!
Yes I was! I had my NEW FACE and you didn’t even NOTICE ME.
This is fiction….
I was literally like, 5 metres away from you.
No, it wasn’t you…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES IT WAS!!!!!!
That’s not possible…
How is it not possible?
Your whole schedule. You were way too busy.
No I wasn’t. I do get holidays!
This is such fiction!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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