Have you forgiven them yet?
No?!?!?! (Weird look on his face…) Why would I do that?!?!?!! THEY’RE NOT EVEN SORRY!
They’re just riding on some clout right now, but it won’t last… they’re probably so much younger than you?! Like at least ten years younger?!
Have you clicked into their profile?
No. I don’t even know their handle. The content has been re-purposed so much, I don’t actually know the handle of the original.
Oh… then how did you know…?
Captions. Comments. The lore is already out there.
Hmph. Why should I forgive them?!
To allow YOURSELF some PEACE. My darling… you can’t date me if you’re still angry about this random incident?!
(Big, deep breaths…) I know… but I’m not coming to see you yet… I guess I’ll process it by then…
Please do…
I will…
It’s a problem that you can’t quite throw money at it to make it go away, isn’t it?
Hmm?!
You’re so used to just throwing money at stuff and getting your way, or making things go away — and you CAN’T this time! That’s what’s eating you up!!!
(Chuckles?! Scoffs?!) — hmmph… (thinking about this)……….
When was the last time you were in a situation where you couldn’t just bark some orders and stuff goes smoothly for you?
(still thinking)………..
You’re usually the thing in my life that I can’t just “bark orders” at… and it’s usually quite thrilling… in a good way………..
Okay so this is different.
This is a NEW ENEMY…
No! They’re not an enemy. Don’t put them in that box…
I don’t understand why you’re being so NICE?!
I don’t know?!?! It’s the way I was raised? It’s my spiritual beliefs?! My Buddhism!? I don’t know!?!?!?!
You just promised to do a spell on them, I thought you’re a Witch?!
I can be both!
Okay….. (side-eye!)
Yes, my love. I can be both. And I do pray that, you can forgive them… as soon as possible….
(Sigh)… just give me another day… at least…
What are you gonna do?! Write a FUCK YOU song?!?!?!
(Perking up a little!) (Slightly more optimistic) — (BIIIIIIIGEST SMIRK!!! EVERRRRR!!!!!!) …. EVIL EYES — Yessssssssss!!!!!!!!!! — THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’LL DO!!!!!!!!
(Sigh)… okay?! Fine… I know you’ll be in your studio… writing “Fuck You” songs…….
GLEEFULLY!!!!!!! (EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEEE!!!!!)
Get it all out of your system…
Oh, I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then, FORGIVE THEM, please, after the song is written?
(Deep breaths) — okay, yes, I’ll forgive them… after the song is written… AND IT GOES TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!)
Ugh… (smiling)… okay…?!
IT’S GONNA BE A NUMBER ONE HIT. IT’S GONNA WIN “RECORD OF THE YEAR” AT THE GRAMMY’S. IT’S THE ULTIMATE “FUCK YOU” SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOL)… okay my love…. work your magic…. (smiles) xoxoxoxoxoxoxxx
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