Nope. 😤
I haven’t even started the topic…
I know what you’re gonna say or ask. My answer is no!
I wasn’t gonna ask anything! What did you think I was going to say?!
I thought you were going to say, “Do u think I need liposuction?” And my answer is, NO!!!
Uhuh….? Well….?
I’m not paying for that with my money.
… what?!
I’m happy to pay for you to buy as much Chanel as you want. You can be a housewife and lean on me, that’s fine. But I’m drawing the line at liposuction. And botox. And fillers. And anything else like that.
Just like you told me, no more smoking. I’m telling you, NO!!! to any liposuction. I’m not paying for you to get that.
… … is the problem weight loss in general or liposuction the procedure?
The procedure. If you lose weight naturally just from diet and exercise, fine. You did it. That’s okay. I’ll pay for personal trainers and gym memberships. But if you want liposuction, if you want that stomach shrinking whatever it’s called procedure, no. I’m not paying for THOSE types of things!
So no botox, no fillers… what if I pay for them myself?! Are we getting divorced?!?!?
(Big sighs)… 😤 we’re not getting divorced. But fine if you pay for them yourself that’s your choice. Just know that I didn’t support it. That’s why I’m drawing the line at funding those types of things. I don’t want you to get any of that stuff done with my money.
Uhuh… hmmm…
Do you really want those things?!
No… 😅😅😅 but I’m finding this hypothetical conversation interesting… I’m trying to think of some other scenarios…
What about meal replacement shakes?
Sigh. Anything diet, nutrition, exercise — that’s fine. I don’t want you to go through any kind of “surgery” for “beauty standards”… And I’m including stuff like botox and fillers, you know what I mean? How they all sort of fit into the same category?
Yes… I know what you mean…
I’m just thinking…
What about facial gua sha?
That’s okay.
It is?!?!?
Yeah. It’s not like fillers or botox. Facial gua sha is fine.
Hmmm… what about plumping lip gloss?
Ugh… that’s okay. It only lasts a day when you apply it right?
I think just a couple of hours…
Yeah. That’s fine.
What about false eyelashes?
I’d rather you not… 😒
Woah?! You don’t like me wearing false eyelashes?!
Your eyelashes are beautiful as they are!
I… disagree…
I’m not attracted to false eyelashes. It’s not attractive! 😤
Umm… are you just saying that?!
No!!! I’m being serious!!! It’s like you’re wearing a wig on your EYES 👀
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅 omg… a lot of women feel better about themselves when they have false lashes on…
A lot of women AND MEN feel good with wigs on too. But it’s my personal preference that you don’t wear them! It’s also my preference that you don’t wear wigs.
!!?!?!?!! What if I wanna wear a wig for YouTube or Tik Tok content?!?!
That’s different. That’s a prop. That’s your character. That’s for Nicky. That’s fine.
Oh… so NICKY is allowed to have false eyelashes???
Hmm… yes… but it’s in the props budget. It’s not like me as your husband funding your makeup and facials…
Right…… okay……..
Because that’s for the character. It’s costumes. It’s props. It’s not for you in our day to day personal lives and interactions…
But Nicky is also not allowed liposuction unless she pays for it herself?
Correct. There is no budget for Nicky’s liposuction. It’s my production company’s policies. Talent under THIS company doesn’t get any liposuction.
What company… have you set up?
I haven’t yet, but I will. For your YouTube channel, if you’re actually serious about it — whenever you’re ready — it’ll be set up. But it’s NOT FUNDING liposuction for the talent!!!
(Deep sighs…)
Do you really want it?!?!?!
Lol no… 😅 it’s just interesting how AGAINST it you are! You’re really drawing that line in the sand?
Correct. Yes. If you are drawing your line at smoking, I’m drawing my line at liposuction.
Okay…
Okay?
Yes… I get it… no smoking = no liposuction.
And no fillers or botox either.
No facelifts?
DEFINITELY NOT!
Fine… 😒
Yeah? You think you can still marry me and live with that?
Well I’m not gonna quit cybersecurity now cos I gotta fund my own botox and fillers…. 🤷♀️……
😅😅😅 fine! You make your own money to get that stuff done! I’m still telling you, in my OPINION, you don’t need ANY of it!!!
O… kay…..
Ok?!
Yeah…
Good! That was my version of tough love!
I know… 😒
It’s because I LOVE YOU that I don’t want you to get any liposuction!!! 🥺
I knowwww… I appreciate your love…
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Yes baby, I get it… (hugs hugs)
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