He’s being… weird?! Isn’t he?! Is it just me?!?!?! He seems… different? After the accident?!?! I can’t quite put my finger on it… 🤔
Yes… it’s not just you! I agree!!! Something about him seems off?!?! Do you think they forced him to sign a new contract?! They’re mistreating him??! He can’t speak up about it?!?!?
Why wouldn’t he be able to speak up about it?! He’s Aussie! He can say whatever he wants!
It’s nothing like that!!! You’re all so naive!!! He has a SECRET GIRLFRIEND in AUSTRALIA!!!! It’s so fucking obvious!!!!!!!!!! That man is NOT single!
Does he have a secret girlfriend or is he sleeping with a different groupie every night?!?!
Are the groupies male or female tho?! I think he’s joining orgies! I wouldn’t put it past him!!!!
He used to give off that vibe… but ever since the black hair, and now this recent new blonde? Since the accident? I’m not sure anymore?!? Something about him seems different… 🤯 you know what?!?!? HE SEEMS LIKE A MARRIED MAN. That’s what it is!!! He’s married!!!!!!! He secretly got married, it wasn’t even an accident!!!!!!
Are you SURE?!?!?! That is such a huge accusation! You’d have to be sure with receipts to type that out!!! WTF?!?!?!
I’m going back to the player vibes… I can’t imagine that he secretly got married…
No! Don’t you see?! This new version, ever since the accident, doesn’t have player vibes AT ALL! That’s what’s so weird!!! That’s why he seems MARRIED!!! This new version is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Still more dissecting and scrutinising)
Maybe he’s secretly married to another man?! I just can’t imagine that it’s to a secret woman in Australia?! It just doesn’t make sense?! I can’t compute…
What do you mean you can’t compute?!?! It makes the MOST sense!!!
Can everybody please stop arguing in the comments?!?!? Didn’t we agree to have a fan base reset in 2025?!?!?! Aren’t we supposed to be the non-toxic fans?!??!!
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