Baby…
Mmm?
I think I know… how the rumours may have started?
The salacious rumours? How?
I think… I think you don’t realise… you might be making sounds… and noises… when you… miss me… A LOT???
😳… 😳… (cogwheels turning, but still in minor shock)… 😳…
Sounds and noises…
Mmmhmmmm… it’s like guys just working out loudly in their own hotel rooms… I’ve seen an influencer, he was doing a trend, flexing his muscles… but the SOUNDS AND NOISES HE WAS MAKING!!! 🤣🤣🤣 AND PEOPLE COMPLAINED TO THE HOTEL STAFF AND THEY TOLD HIM TO STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WAS DOING!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO!!!!!
(THIS IS GONNA BE LAUGHTER AND EMBARRASSMENT FOR AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Oh my God……….
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(Hands dragging over his face)
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All these years…
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I thought these people were fucking bored and making up DUMB ASS RUMOURS ABOUT ME!!!
I was SO MAD 🤬
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s ok my darling…
Take whatever time you need to process this…
You’re not gonna finish processing this topic in 24 or even 48 hours…
You’re gonna compartmentalise it, do your fashion walk, then come back to your hotel room alone and keep processing this!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (my giggles and laughing!!!)
😳… (still in shock and embarrassment)…
Awwww… lemme give you a big hug 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
(Surrendering) I love it when you hug me, but also, that’s what starts the sounds and noises…
Mmmhmmm….. maybe there’s no avoiding this? Maybe just let the rumours keep rolling?
It’s so many years already?
😅😅😅 (chuckling? Scoffing?) (Going red fully in his whole face!!!)…
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Ahhhh… fuck them, you’re right. Fuck it. I know I’m not cheating on you… that’s a fact!
Mmmhmm… 🤭🤭🤭💕💕💕… I’m glad we’ve figured this out today actually…
You are? Why?
Well… it’s just another piece of the puzzle… and to me, it finally makes sense… 🤭🤭🤭💕💕💕💕💕💕
I love you so much I’m gonna start another round of sounds and noises…
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