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Wat ru doin?

Nothing.

What do you mean?

I haven’t been doing anything. I’ve kept the TV on as background noise but I’m not really paying attention to it

Have you slept?!

Probably half an hour, here and there… maybe I got a few hours in total?

You just literally dosed off with the TV on?

Yeah…

What kind of lighting… in the room?

It’s like camping πŸ• kind of lights…

What does that mean?

It’s like LED lights, but big ones…

Why?

I don’t know, just in case…

Do u feel scared of the noise?

I’m not actually there, there’s no noise where I am… but if I was… the house that I’m staying in… no, the noise is not that scary. I can see the trees and their swaying is “scarier” than the noise… the windows in this house are made of pretty thick glass. I’m not scared of anything happening with that…

Uhuh… I can’t really see what’s happening outside but when it’s later in the day I can see… whether or not the front yard has flooded yet…

That’s not good…

It only gets flooded to a certain point then it starts to flow out the side gate and down the driveway.

Oh?

Yeah, I’m not explaining it very well… but I’m just waiting to see if it’s starting to flood the front yard that way… then it’s turning into 2011…

2011?

That’s been the worst, in my memories… but I wasn’t here for what they said, early 1990s? 1970s? 1950s? Whatever the other cyclone events were?

Hmm…

Does your country get cyclones?

I don’t know what you’re talking about, my country is Australia πŸ˜πŸ’• I’m Australian

Lol… what if ur stuck here? For the next few days?

Then I’m stuck here for the next few days…

Don’t you have dress fittings? Rehearsals? Meetings?

Not really…

Don’t you actually need to be in Europe soon for a fashion event?

I don’t know why the fans made a fuss of it because I’m not going this year.

You’re not?!

No. It’s just their imagination. I wasn’t gonna be there anyway, cyclone or not.

Why not?

There’s other talent. There’s other celebrities for them to feature. It’s like a rotation. I’m not scheduled for this one at all.

Oh… well… I wonder if there’ll be backlash from the fans online…?

Like a cyclone… bring it on, I don’t care.

Surely your staff cares…

Yeah. They do. And we’ve had our zoom meetings. It’s all good.

Okay… so basically you’re on annual leave. Which you could’ve been the whole time anyway without that “injury” — ?

Uhuh… but what if the injury was real?! πŸ˜…

Babe. If we’re married and the injury was real, I should be the FIRST PERSON that your staff calls. You need to get assistants who speak good English. Because they’ll need to tell me.

Would you fly to wherever I am? Whatever hospital I’m in?

I guess I’ll have to, won’t I? If we’re legally married?! I’ll need your staff to organise all my flights and security?!

Yes. They can do that. They will meet you at the airport and drive you to the hospital.

Okay?! So that’s how it would be?

Anything else?

I don’t know… depends how severe it is? If it’s like, you’re unconscious?! And it happens in your country?! Then, I’m a little out of my depth.

I hate to keep bringing him up but we might need Older Brother? Because I would feel vulnerable in your country. Not knowing your language. Staff just translating…

Hmm… I see… what if they call him first? If it happens in my country?

Sigh. If you’re unconscious that’s very stressful for me. I should still have a right to be by your bedside. But maybe if they just call both of us simultaneously?

Okay… I hope that never happens.

ME TOO!!! OF COURSE I HOPE THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!!!!!

Hmmm… but if I’m conscious and it’s just a minor but needing hospital stay kind of injury…

Then we don’t need to call older brother. You’re still conscious enough to grasp everything that is happening and you can explain everything to me yourself. But I will be there. Yes. Especially if I’m not really “working” — if I’m not tied down by any other employer.

If I am just my own content creator, whatever, I can set my own hours. That doesn’t matter. All of that can be put down to come see you in the hospital.

If I’m still studying, it’ll be a family emergency, the teachers will understand. Just some extra paperwork.

So you would be here… if you’re my wife…

Yes. If it was REAL. If we’re LEGALLY MARRIED. Yes.

☺️β™₯️ I just needed to hear that…

We’ll talk about it all over again in real life… maybe it’s not older brother. Maybe it’s another girl cousin. Whoever you’re also more comfortable with.

A girl cousin?

Yeah… for those sorts of emergencies… don’t you bros have a girl cousin? I’ve seen her Facebook photos, but I never met her…

Oh yeah… I forgot about my own cousin πŸ˜… why her?

I don’t know. Maybe we can meet and she can be that emergency translation next of kin?

If it’s not always convenient for older brother…

Hmmm… I’ll think about it… I’ll talk it over with them…

If you’re unconscious, in hospital… wouldn’t you feel more comfortable that I’m in there with a girl cousin to help translate things for me?

… you’re probably right… I just haven’t spoken to any extended family for a while…

Pay her a salary or something. For being the emergency standby. Pay her an annual salary like a health insurance fee. Give her that heads up. She’s like an emergency health advisor but more like translator, moral support, relayer of information to your wife

Hmmm… I get what you mean. We’ll think of another title. I’ll ask my lawyers about this…

Okay, you do that… in the middle of a cyclone πŸ˜…

Yeah. It’s actually bringing up some life things to think about…

Yeah… oh well…

πŸ₯Ί I love you so much…

I love you too 😘❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️