I think he should come back to redeem himself.
Who?
The basketball jersey golden retriever puppy that you rejected…
How would he do that?
Well, he’ll come back. Dressed, a little differently. But still blonde. And he’ll be like, “Remember me? I asked you to be my girlfriend last year. You said no. You said I was too young. But I’m actually 25 this year. Will you go on a date with me? Please?”
Lol………..
Will you? Respond to him this time?
Sigh… I will say… “yes, I remember you… you’ve been on my mind, honestly… mmmm… 25? So the frontal lobe has developed, huh?”
And he’s gonna smile a big smile and ask, “What did you do with the number I wrote on a piece of paper for you last year?”
And I’ll have to tell him, “In that moment I ripped it up and threw it in the bin. I never kept it. I never even looked at what you wrote on it. Did you even write a number or some other message? I didn’t see it.”
Ahhh… so you never even read it…
Why?! What did you write?
I wrote: “I’m older brother’s younger brother. Remember me?” And then I wrote the number under that.
Oh my God… why didn’t you just SAY THAT ON THE DAY?!??!?!?!?!
😅😅😅 I wasn’t brave enough that day…….
Well it’s 2025 now… so… what does the Golden retriever puppy want to do about it?
I really think… I still need him. Initially. Just for some courage. No other character has the balls to do it.
Lol why…?!
Because every other character is gonna overthink it and not make any moves. It’s gotta be the golden retriever puppy, I’m sorry. He’s the only character with that type of bravery…
Okay. Well. When he finds out that I threw his number in the bin, what will he do?
He will then feel compelled to get your number. And address. But he doesn’t wanna freak you out. He will ask, “can we at least hang out as friends first? How about that?”
And then I will smile and say, “okay… friends who are getting to know each other…”
Yes. And then he will say, “friends who hang out at the beach? What time do you finish work?”
And then I’ll tell him…
And you’ll meet him there? At the beach?
Umm… is he gonna drive me?! I don’t understand the logistics of this…
He can meet you at the door of your work. The entrance. Or wherever you usually get out.
How about we just get some froyo to start off with instead of hanging out at the beach?
😳 froyo 🍨? (This was not expected!)
Yeah. Because I don’t know him. We’ve never had more than 15 minutes of a conversation. Let’s just have froyo in a public place and chat and talk.
As friends?
It can technically be our first date.
You’re willing to date a 25 yr old?
Golden retriever puppy? If he comes back in 2025? He’s so sincere and he’s been thinking about me since the rejection in 2024?! Sure, I’ll give him a chance. Let’s have some froyo. Let’s talk and see if we get along.
(Uncontrollable giggling) 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
What?!?? Why is this fantasy so amusing to you right now?!
Oh… baby it’s not a fantasy… 😈🔥
Uhuh… and nothing is going to happen in a public place while we have froyo. We’re just gonna smile and talk.
Okay but then like… he can walk you back to your car?
Yes… he can do that… and hug me good bye… before I get into my car to drive home….
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏💕💕💕💕💕🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What are all these fire emojis for, it’s just a hug?
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Okay. Let’s leave it at that…
This is happening… in April…
Okay? Technically my first date with golden retriever puppy 25 yr old? Froyo? In a public place. 🍨💕
I’M SO OPTIMISTIC AND HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!! 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
Okay darling. That wind is howling louder.
Don’t you worry babe. I’m praying. I’m praying for us. I’m praying for your protection. This cyclone, it will pass. And then — April. I’m coming. Golden Retriever Puppy Froyo 🍨
Lol… 😘❤️
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