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Visually Impaired

Visually Impaired

How did you just suddenly think of that… disguise?

Because I walked past a blind person the other day at the shops. They had sunglasses and a walking stick. Whatever they’re called. I should probably Google this so I don’t offend anyone further with my writing.

It is commonly called a “white cane” and it is a mobility aid.

Uhuh… is it even legal to pretend to be a blind person?!

Okay quick googling — not really, no… you have to be legally blind to be sold a “white cane” and it is an offense to pretend to be legally blind if you’re not legally blind… people could sue you if a situation happens…

Okay my baby, we will not go to that extreme…

I feel like — in this instance — celebrities should be given an exception or something. For their public safety. To have a right to be disguised as a visually impaired citizen. So they can go about their days in peace. In public.

(LOLOLOLOLOL) — I am enjoying this fictional narrative.

Oh well, too bad. I’m not a lawyer. I’m not fighting for your rights. It’s just a random suggestion on a fictional blog.

I think it would cause more arguments and bickering in the public discourse if a celebrity actually came out and tried to justify that…

LOLOLOL… yeah probably!

It’s just a funny scene in my mind… IF I was to “pretend” to be blind — in a fictional movie — yeah, there are some funny things that could happen — but then, the movie would also show, a run-in with authorities, and the character getting in trouble, because it’s not allowed. You can’t just pretend to be a blind person in society if you’re not.

True… it’s not fair, it’s disrespectful… we can’t do it…

(Sighs) No. I’ll manage without a blind person’s walking stick, my love… I think I can be okay with my incognito disguise as it is.

Okay then…

(Smiles) Love you.

I love you too! xoxoxoxxx