Do u like the French café? Should I buy it?
Babe… I do like it… but I doubt that it’s for sale…
Why?
The founder is an esteemed French patisserie chef, they’ve got a whole story on their website, they have a reputation. Why would that dude sell you this café?! And it’s not only one location, there’s multiple locations. Aussies love them!
😅😅😅 oh. I didn’t know that. I thought you just went to a random little French café that I could buy…
My darling, you can buy me breakfast or brunch, at the French café! You don’t need to buy the entire café.
I’m looking for more business investments. I don’t think music is my only cash flow… what if I genuinely have a physical accident? Or I’m just over it, too many psycho fans? I just need to unwind and live a quiet life with you?
Okay my love. We can live our quiet lives. But I don’t think we need to buy a French café… maybe we can buy something else, like a coffee truck 🚚?! And we can both be Baristas and run a coffee truck?
You’d rather run a coffee truck?
Babe, I’ve ran a chocolate café! I know all the in’s and out’s — sure I didn’t have the manager or assistant manager title, but there were many tasks and duties, and responsibilities that was already shared. Especially on days when they were both not there and I was the only person left that day with the highest rank 😅
Ahh… I see… and have u run a coffee truck before?
No, lol… but I’m assuming it’s gonna be relatively easier… but who knows!
😏💕 we don’t know… but is that our backup plan?
If Donald Trump really starts World War 3. My love. Okay. Maybe French cafés won’t even exist anymore. Maybe every retail store front is boarded up. I’m imagining a very dystopian movie scene right now. With dark grey clouds over the city, 24/7…
And then? The only light in people’s days? It’s the coffee truck, run by us! We drive the coffee truck around. Maybe coffee is even contraband?! Oh no! You need licenses, special permits, under the Super Global Empire Trump regime, and we have the licenses — for some reason?! I don’t know how. Maybe you challenged him or one of his sons to a game of poker and YOU WON THE LICENSE!
And then, then we just run the coffee truck. It’s the best that we can do under the Trump Global Dictatorship?!?!?!
Is that okay, my love?! Can we still live happily ever after like this?!??!?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (ROFLMAO!!!!!!)
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN!!!!!!
Oh but babe in reality it wouldn’t be very funny at all 😅😅😅 lots of suffering. Lots of unfairness in the world… 😅😅😅 it’s not so funny in reality….
😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️ I love you… go to work! But yes. Okay. If we have that dystopian reality, we can run a coffee truck together. You and me. I think I’ll enjoy it.
Yeah… I don’t know if it’ll be that enjoyable in reality but… at least we’ll have each other and see each other everyday while working together?!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Okay. It’s not something to pray for. We don’t want a global Empire Trump dictatorship. But JUST IN CASE… that’s our backup plans, ok? We’ll try to run a coffee truck and get a license for it.
I’ll keep practising playing Poker even though I won’t gamble any money with it… not unless I had to…
Yes, that’s right babe. Playing Poker is a good skill for a man. Because you can usually trick egotistical assholes with Poker bets. But you don’t need to gamble or lose money on the regular. Just play for fun and practice those skills. In case there’s WW3 you’re gonna need it!
🤣🤣🤣 How many WW2 movies have you seen where the guys are playing poker trying to trick people into getting things?!?!?
I’m not sure. I can’t remember. It sorta just feels like a common thing, tho? Right?! A common imagination about WW2 survival?!?!?!?!
😅😅😅😅😅😅 I don’t know about any of this in reality! It’s just amusing in your fictional narrative… 😏💕
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