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Watching at 2x Speed

Watching at 2x Speed

You’re a little bit worried, aren’t you? You don’t have a psychic block you have worries, and some intuitive feelings, and now you’re even more worried about me, and you’re feeling conflicted and clouded about all of it?

Yes, it’s a little confusing today. I don’t know what to think or feel right now… Have you googled any of these realities?

Ugh… gimme 5 seconds…

I don’t understand what I’m reading.

What are you reading?

Like I said. I don’t have a political science degree…

Neither do I…

Baby — are you worried about Trump, Donald’s personality? Is that what it is?

It’s part of it…

Baby — Didn’t any of y’all watch The Apprentice?!

Umm?! What does that have to do with anything?!

This is the man, who sat in the chair in The Apprentice, and was basically — I’m paraphrasing — like, “Sandra Bullock is smokin’ hot. How the fuck did this guy (Sandra Bullock’s husband at the time) end up marrying her?!” — His whole attitude was basically, “Why didn’t she pick me?!” — I think he definitely has a secret crush on Sandra Bullock.

(LOLOLOLOLOL) WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! ^0^

I think Sandra Bullock is his weakness. If anyone wants to “test” out my theory, feel free. I think he has a secret — well, not even that secret if you watched The Apprentice?! — crush on Sandra Bullock.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA — BABY I LOVE YOU — BUT NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!!!!!

Exactly! We have no fuckin’ idea. We’re just two random people. And we don’t even have political science degrees. What do we fuckin’ know about anything?! We know nothing!

We literally know nothing…

Except that Donald Trump might have a secret crush on Sandra Bullock. That’s my opinion and I’m sticking by it!

(Chuckling!!!)