Oohh… that suede jacket looks fuckin good… π₯ππ₯
I haven’t worn any suede jackets?
It’s on one of your bros…
YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO HIM IN THE SUEDE JACKET?! π€
Noooo… baby, he’s a model — he’s no different to a mannequin to me! I’m looking at the fuckin JACKET and I can ENVISION this jacket is gonna look fuckin good on you!!! πππ
Oh? So you’re not looking at him?
NO! He’s the MANNEQUIN. If you wanna analyse this, he’s doing a GREAT JOB for all this fashion promo! Perhaps this is also why he’s been an industry favourite.
He’s modelling!
He’s not trying to be a singer or a dancer in this moment. He’s a MODEL π
You think there’s a difference?
A very subtle difference. Yes.
Now when I think about it… sometimes with your looks — it’s still more of a costume… π
It’s okay I’m not offended. I don’t aspire to be an industry favourite in the fashion world. I only want to impress you. That’s all that I care about.
Well I’ve just seen that suede jacket and immediately I’m thinking, ooh… Mr Incognito could look fuckin GOOD on our dates with THAT JACKET… π
Really?! Just from the bro wearing it, you could envision this?!
YES!!!!!! THAT’S WHY HE’S A GOOD MODEL!!!!! HE’S JUST BEING A MANNEQUIN!!!!!!! HE’S THERE TO SHOW OFF THE CLOTHES!!!!! SO THE POTENTIAL CUSTOMER CAN LOOK AT IT AND PROJECT THEIR OWN LIFE SITUATIONS ONTO IT. IN MY CASE — I’M THINKING ABOUT MY FIANCΓ! MY FIANCΓ WILL LOOK GOOD IN THAT JACKET!!! — THAT’S ALL THAT HE NEEDED TO DO! HE INSPIRED ME TO THINK OF YOU!!!! πππ
π π π okay I guess I better thank him then... and ask him for a friends discount for that jacket! πβ€οΈ
