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Suede Jacket

Oohh… that suede jacket looks fuckin good… πŸ”₯😍πŸ”₯

I haven’t worn any suede jackets?

It’s on one of your bros…

YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO HIM IN THE SUEDE JACKET?! 😀

Noooo… baby, he’s a model — he’s no different to a mannequin to me! I’m looking at the fuckin JACKET and I can ENVISION this jacket is gonna look fuckin good on you!!! 😍😍😍

Oh? So you’re not looking at him?

NO! He’s the MANNEQUIN. If you wanna analyse this, he’s doing a GREAT JOB for all this fashion promo! Perhaps this is also why he’s been an industry favourite.

He’s modelling!

He’s not trying to be a singer or a dancer in this moment. He’s a MODEL 😎

You think there’s a difference?

A very subtle difference. Yes.

Now when I think about it… sometimes with your looks — it’s still more of a costume… πŸ˜…

It’s okay I’m not offended. I don’t aspire to be an industry favourite in the fashion world. I only want to impress you. That’s all that I care about.

Well I’ve just seen that suede jacket and immediately I’m thinking, ooh… Mr Incognito could look fuckin GOOD on our dates with THAT JACKET… 😍

Really?! Just from the bro wearing it, you could envision this?!

YES!!!!!! THAT’S WHY HE’S A GOOD MODEL!!!!! HE’S JUST BEING A MANNEQUIN!!!!!!! HE’S THERE TO SHOW OFF THE CLOTHES!!!!! SO THE POTENTIAL CUSTOMER CAN LOOK AT IT AND PROJECT THEIR OWN LIFE SITUATIONS ONTO IT. IN MY CASE — I’M THINKING ABOUT MY FIANCΓ‰! MY FIANCΓ‰ WILL LOOK GOOD IN THAT JACKET!!! — THAT’S ALL THAT HE NEEDED TO DO! HE INSPIRED ME TO THINK OF YOU!!!! 😍😍😍

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… okay I guess I better thank him then... and ask him for a friends discount for that jacket! 😘❀️