You wanna talk about Lisa from Black Pink again?
Yesss… this is turning into a Lisa fan appreciation blog, not about us…
(LOLOLOLOLOL)….. what did you just watch?
Lisa on Hot Ones…
And, what did you think?
It was great!!! She’s so pretty and nice and easygoing! She seems like she could be my friend — like we could be genuine friends!!!
There’s probably over a hundred million people who also think she could be their genuine friend…
Right?!?!?!?! — But aren’t you ACTUALLY friends with her in real life?!?!?!
(Smirk)… maybe…
Aren’t we going to have high tea with her and Rose?!?!?! Maybe we should have spicy chicken wings with them instead?
(LOL) We can do both. Do you want to do both?!
Hmm… are you sure they eat?! They took very small bites…
That’s because those chicken wings were SPICY — yes they eat! Of course they eat! Stop thinking all these celebrities don’t eat…
Well — how would we know?!?!?!?!
If they don’t eat, they’re going to faint. Do you know how busy their days are?! And how many calories they burn from a concert?!?!? They eat!!!
Hmm… okay… I just feel like maybe we actually eat the same amount during a day but my maximum is 20,000 steps a day at work. Whereas they are obviously doing a lot more than I am… physically…
Do you want to be in dance rehearsals 6 hours a day to have their physique?!
(Shudders)… no, I don’t want to be in dance rehearsals 6 hours a day… that would drive me… insane…
Yeah… (LOL)… it’s not for everybody!
Okay anyway, now she has a new album out today?! I gotta go listen to that while I’m driving to and from work…
(Smiles) Okay — then give me your rankings.
What rankings?!
I wanna know your rankings from her new album.
Okay… I’ll try to get that done today — I also have my own homework to do too! I need to catch up on my studies.
Just listen to her new album while you’re studying?
Yeah, true… I can do that… okay… so I’m probably not coming back to chat to you until tonight. After my studies. After I’ve listened to Lisa’s new album…
Have you watched White Lotus?
No… that’s actually a show that I’ve never watched… I’ve seen some fan edits… and reactions… I kind of know what it’s about… but I haven’t actually sat down to watch it…
Do you want to watch it?
Let’s watch it together in April? Is it a good — “netflix and chill” type of show?!
(Smiles) I guess it could be?
Actually when I heard her talk about the show, a thought occurred to me about you…
What about me?
What if you were a guest star on WEDNESDAY?!?!?!?! (Eyes lighting up big!)
Wednesday?!
Yeah — it’s weird and quirky — I think it suits your characters!
(LOLOLOLOL) I don’t know…
Yeah, true — I mean, you’d be an almost middle-aged man pretending to be a high school kid… it’s probably too weird…
(Shy laughs) — Is there any other show that you can think of though?! Something else that might suit me?!
Umm… I barely watch that much these days… what if you just popped on the screen as a new friend for the Kardashians?! They need more interesting people in their lives!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) ^0^
Okay, fine, maybe not… Hmm… (Really thinking about this)….
You wouldn’t be in Bridgerton, would you?!
(Raising eyebrows) — In what way?!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) — NOT IN THE SEXY WAY!!! — JUST LIKE — IN THE BACKGROUND, OR A RANDOM CAMEO!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) — WHAT BACKGROUND?!?!?! WHAT RANDOM CAMEO?!?!?!?
I don’t know… but the new character, she’s Asian — maybe by the NEXT season — you could be a COUSIN of the NEW CHARACTER?! And just have two lines, or something?! During a random episode?!?!? Nothing “sexy” — you don’t have any sex scenes — but you’re just — an extended family member of the Asian lady?!?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA……………. (LAUGHING TIL HIS ABS HURTINGGGGGG)….
Okay anyway, back to Lisa!
What else about Lisa?!
Do you think she would like ME?!?!?! Do you think she would want to be MY friend?!?!?!
YES! MY DEAR!!! OF COURSE!!!!!
Are you sure?!?!?!?
YES!!! I’M SURE!!!!!!
(LOL)… okay… you know, with the Thai chillies — like I wasn’t surprised Lisa could handle it, on Hot Ones…
Are we really talking about chillis right now? Literally?
Yes!!! I’m remembering something from my past.
Oh. Okay. (Nodding) Keep going.
I used to have regular Thai customers at one of my past workplaces. They were always SO NICE! And sometimes, they even made some snacks to share…
Snacks?
Thai desserts? Just little snacks. They would give to our whole team at that workplace. It was always so sweet. They were just so grateful, and they shared those sweets with us.
But sometimes — sometimes they weren’t sweet treats. Sometimes they made savoury.
Uhuh….
And one time — well — they added Thai chillis…
Oh…
IT WAS THE HOTTEST THING I HAD EVER EATEN!!!!!!!
^0^ (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
I literally remember, me and a Zillennial coworker, somehow, we both accidentally ate the whole chilli — and then we were in the lunch room, rummaging through the fridge freezer, trying to stuff our mouths with ICE — we were in PAIN!!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
It was the SPICIEST THING I HAD EVER EATEN!!!
Spicier than Korean spicy?!?!?!!
(Nodding) — it’s SPICIER than KOREAN SPICY! Korean spicy’s not even spicy?! You’re not even at Sichuan spicy levels?!?!?!
What?!?!?!?! I don’t think I’ve taken you to the PROPER Korean spicy places to eat!!!
Okay?! Well?! I’ve yet to try “proper” Korean spicy. I’ve had plenty of Sichuan spicy. Thai Spicy is NEXT LEVEL. I think Thai spicy wins. In terms of hottest spices in the world. In my opinion…
Just based on what those customers gave you. Are you sure they weren’t secret haters?! Why did they make it so spicy for you!?
(LOLOLOLOL) — No they WARNED US! They said, “You don’t have to eat those chillis, just eat around it” — but me and the Zillennial coworker were like, “When you tell us NOT to eat it — it makes us WANT TO TRY IT AND EAT IT!!!”
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) ^0^ SO IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT!!!
Yes!!!!!! (Laugh-crying!!!)
Do you want to visit Thailand one day?!
Yes — but maybe 2026?!?!?! I don’t know if we can fit in to 2025…
What if it’s like, Christmas/New Year’s 2026?
Weren’t we going to Sydney for New Year’s?
Are we?!
Okay, actually, I don’t know… let’s pencil in Thailand — maybe — and maybe — Sydney — I don’t know yet! But Thailand sometime in 2026 or 2027, definitely.
(Smiles) Okay…
I love you! This might be my last bit of writing for up to 10 or 12 hours today…
That’s okay. You go do what you need to do… then come back and share with us your Lisa’s new album rankings…
^__^ LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
I love you more!!! xoxoxoxxxxxx

