Don’t you have to go to work?!
Soon, but not yet! I can squeeze in this mini convo.
Okay, what do u wanna say about Hot Ones?
Babe… there are… male competitive egos… on Reddit…
Male…?! Competitive egos?
Yes there’s always guy celebrities saying shit like “Nah I won’t drink milk!!!” Like it’s some masculine accomplishment… and the dudes on Reddit encourage this!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 okay… (immediately about to text the bros!)
Nooooo! My point is YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE MACHO ABOUT THIS!!!
I don’t?!??! 😅
If you’re ever on the show… I will think you did a good job, if you fully eat THE FIRST FIVE WINGS.
The first 5 wings? 👋
Yes. But don’t push yourself with the next 5. Especially NOT da bomb 💣 “beyond insanity”…
How much do I eat of those?
You could even just lick the bomb and that would be enough of a reaction. I don’t want you to die on the show 😭💔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m not going to DIE from eating Da Bomb 💣
You don’t know that!!!! Babe — I’ve heard the rumours they have paramedics on site in case of any reactions to Da Bomb!!! 💣💣💣
You’re just making me want to try it more!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Nooooo!!! Look at Pete Davison’s episode!!! The man needed an IV or something!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘🤣 NOW I REALLY WANNA TRY IT. THATS IT IM TEXTING THE BROS AND WE’RE GOING ON THAT SHOW!!! 🌶
Ughhh!!! Don’t try to “be a man”!!!! Promise me, please?! 🥺 it’s not worth the “ego” they’re just being dumb and competitive!!!
😏😏😏💕💕💕 I love that you care… and I promise I won’t DIE from eating Da Bomb on that show 💣 is that enough reassurance, my love?
R u guys gonna make it funny?
We will try… if Pete Davidson is the benchmark for funny on that show?!
Lol… Pete Davidson… Conan O’Brien, Kevin Hart…
Gordon Ramsay. Yes, you’ve already listed your rankings on this blog…
PLEEEEASE BE CAREFUL! 🙏 💕
Yes. My Love. But I am also a man. I can promise you I’ll aim to eat all 5 of the first 5 wings. Then I’ll take it easy for the next 5. And Da Bomb. But I won’t drink milk. I’m lactose intolerant anyway — that’s why IM ASIAN —
They could get you almond milk or oat milk…
What do the dudes on Reddit say about that?
(Shaking head!) This is so dumb…
I’m not drinking almond or oat milk either!!! If it’s WATER AND ICE for the MEN — THEN THAT’S ALL THAT I’M DOING!!!
😅😅😅 Even the host Sean says he has ice-cream afterwards…
He does that OFF CAMERA. Nah. Babe. I’m not having ice cream on camera either. I’M A MAN!!! 💪
Sigh… I gotta go to work…
😘❤️ Go to work… I’m gonna plan this all day today with the bros!
😅💕 please… stay alive… I want a husband who can return to me in tact after that show…
😏💣🔥
