You’re ready for rankings already?!
Actually… my brain… is not about to do any assignments today…
(LOL) — After all that… what happened?!
I went through the files again and… I think I still have time… I don’t know why, when we were going through the assignments in class, I was like, having a panic attack about it. But now — I’m home — I’m looking at it calmly — I think I’m alright… we’ll see… it’s not full blown panic time, yet…
Okay? And you’ve been listening to Lisa’s new album?
Yes… okay, here are my rankings:
- Dream
- Rapunzel (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)
- Chill
- Moonlit Floor (Kiss Me)
- Rapunzel (Kiki Solo Version)
- Lifestyle
- When I’m With You (feat. Tyla)
- New Woman (feat. ROSALIA)
- Thunder
- Rockstar
- Elastigirl
- FXCK UP THE WORLD (feat. Future)
- FXCK UP THE WORLD (Vixi Solo Version)
- BADGRRRL
- Born Again (feat. Doja Cat & RAYE)
Born Again is your least favourite?!
Yeah… it just reminds me that you’re a Born Again Christian — and to be honest, I don’t really know how I feel about Born Again Christians in general. I don’t mind that you are one, but I don’t really want to be reminded of them all the time…
(Chuckles)…
Dream is your favourite? No. 1?
(Chuckles) It reminds me of us…
Us?!
Yeah… (LOL)…
Not our current situation…
No… (LOL)…. I really like the melody… it’s like… whimsical… alternative… not alternative like punk alternative but just… slightly different?
It swerves a bit…?
Yeah? It’s like… a bit weird?! And I like that weirdness…
Okay… (?! Doesn’t really get it but… accepting it… LOL)…
I thought Moonlit Floor would be your favourite…
Oh no — Sixpence None The Richer — is the ORIGINAL. You can’t top the original.
Oh, I see…
It doesn’t make me want to go to Paris…
(Chuckles)…
To be honest, I can’t really tell the differences between the Alter Egos…
(LOL)… what?!
Isn’t there meant to be like 5 alter egos?! I feel like the whole album sounds like the same Ego?!?!!? It’s all Lisa?!?!?!
(Chuckles)…
Why do you not like BADGRRRL?
It’s not that I don’t like it. You asked me to do a ranking, that’s where it sits on the ranking. Overall, the whole album is a good vibe.
Okay, but why do you relate to that song like, the 2nd least?!
I don’t know?! (Shrugs shoulders) I’m not a “bad girl” — ?!
(Giggling to himself!!!)
And you don’t really like the FXCK UP THE WORLDS?
Maybe I don’t relate to that alter ego…
But you ranked Lifestyle higher…
It’s alright…
(LOL)…
I don’t understand your rankings…
I feel like they generally sit from least noisiest to noisier?!
(LOLOLOLOLOL)…
I feel like I’ve had too much caffeine today.
Oh?!
Yeah. I had a Red Bull before work. Then I had a cappuccino during break. Then I started having a 2nd Red Bull to try to get into the assignments — but I didn’t finish it. So I’ve had 1.5 Red Bulls and I’m getting the palpitations…
Which is also why you couldn’t do the assignments?
Correct. I went from — “I need energy” to — “NOW I HAVE ANXIETY!!! I CAN’T FOCUS AT ALL!!!”
Oh dear…
And now I’ve just done these rankings with… the equivalent of 5 shots of coffee accumulated throughout my day?!?!?!!
Wow… 5 shots…
That’s way too much. Each Red Bull is 2 shots. The cappuccino was a medium-size, it was 2 shots. And then the half of the 2nd Red Bull.
Oh yeah, 5 shots…
It’s too much!!! I need to stop at 4 shots a day.
(Making notes)…
Why is “Chill” number 3 in the rankings?
It’s alright…
Do you think this song is about me?!
No… I don’t think so…
Oh. Okay…
I don’t think the songs relate to us that much. Especially not us these days…
(Smiles)…
I like her voice in the song Dream — I’m listening to it again. I think she can do more… songs like that…
You think so?
It’s almost like, Disney Princessy?!
Hmm… I get what you mean…
Have they still been arguing about who’s playing Snow White?!
Huh?!?!?!?!
I don’t know, I haven’t been following it that closely either… something something something — people not happy with the Hunger Games girl — something something something — Selena wasn’t trying to be Lord Farquaad she was being talked about as potential Snow White?!
(Shrugs shoulders)
I think LISA! Lisa for Snow White!!!
(LOL) Why?!
Because!!! She’s gorgeous!!! The other girls are too. Anyway — I think Lisa would be a really good Snow White.
I have… no idea about any of this…
I don’t even know why there was backlash about the Hunger Games girl. How about this? Netflix, Amazon, Apple TV — all three of them make a Snow White — and each of them hire Selena, Hunger Games girl, and Lisa. Take your pick! There can three versions.
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) ^0^
What?! Like Snow White hasn’t been done before?! Who cares!!! Just make three versions!!!
(Chuckles) (Shaking his head but smiling!)

