,

Mr Incognito

We haven’t talked about him in a while…

What’s there to say about him?

I remember his nose…

What about his nose?

Was it a prosthetic nose?

😅 (shy)… yes…

I didn’t get to see his eyes… he was wearing sunglasses indoors… 😎

Uhuh…

His nose, his lips… now that I compare it to the characters, that’s him…

Uhuh… the lips are real, by the way. I was born with these lips 💋

I know…

You’re still kind of upset?

Not upset… I haven’t photoshopped this yet and I probably won’t…

Why not?

I just want to see you in real life… Nude Face…

😅😅😅😅😅 From the way these conversations are going, I don’t think that’s happening!!!!!!!!!!

Not in April…

Why not?!

Maybe by our honeymoon, I’ll show you…

Which honeymoon?!

After the courthouse…

Really?

Yes… I promise… you’ll get to see Nude Face… for one night…

What do you mean one night?!

I only want to be Nude Face for one night. Before the circus wedding. After the courthouse wedding. It’ll probably be some time in 2026.

How about my birthday in 2026?

Why have you decided on that date?

Because I figure you won’t get as mad at me on my birthday and I can get away with showing you my real face...

How is this a REAL MARRIAGE if I don’t even get to SEE YOUR FACE!?!?!?!!!

Ummm… r u getting hangry? Maybe u need to eat something…

I haven’t had dinner yet…

Ahh… baby go eat something. We can keep talking about this another day. Maybe we should stop talking about this for 7 days?!

You really want a break from these conversations about your face?

Yes. Please. Ask me about my country, my culture. It’s been 7 days since that last rule was set. Let’s not talk about my face for 7 days…

Okay… 😒

Okay?! Do u still love me?!

Yes.

Really?!

Yes. I love you. With whatever face… that we won’t talk about for 7 days…

Okay. I love you too. I love your face…

🫠🫠🫠

🥰🥰🥰

(Sigh…)

Can I kiss you?

Yes…

😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️