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Luxury Cars

What cars am I allowed to buy?

Mmmmm?!

I know you don’t want Teslas… what cars am I allowed to buy? As your fiancΓ©? Your husband?

Mmmmmm…

I’m okay with Jaguar, and Aston Martin…

Just those two?!

No… but in terms of upper luxury category? I guess so?! There’s so many brands of cars, which ones do you want?

What do you think of Bentley?

Kim Kardashian has ruined them for me.

How did she do that?!

She PHYSICALLY ABUSED HER SISTER over a Bentley?! I can’t forget that scene every time a Bentley drives past!

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… so sometimes these celebrity associations aren’t that good for that brand…

I guess not?!? I would never hit my own brother with a handbag over ANYTHING! POOR KHLOE!!!

If I’m not about to forgive Will Smith for slapping Chris Rock, I’m also not going to forgive Kim for abusing her own sister with her handbag!

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ I think those are slightly different situations… how do you know it wasn’t scripted and Khloe agreed to be hit by a handbag?!

Well, it looked too real… πŸ‘€ I don’t like to see siblings physically abuse each other. THAT’S TERRIBLE FOOTAGE!

Ok ok, we’ll move on from Bentleys… anything else?

I’ve told you, no Porsches…

Yeah but you haven’t said why…

I’m never saying why…

Why not? πŸ₯Ί

Not for the public blog…

Who do you know that drives a porsche?! πŸ‘€

Nobody… it’s a fictional blog…

So why can’t you explain it if it’s fiction anyway?!?!

Baby… I love you… we’re not talking about Porsche drivers on the public fictional blog…

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Let’s just say, a lot of luxury car drivers — whatever genders — can often be assholes. That’s my opinion.

But Jaguar and Aston Martin drivers haven’t been assholes?!

Not yet… I’m not surprised if I come across them eventually… but generally speaking, not yet… not to me, personally…

The porsche driver was an asshole?!

I wouldn’t say that. I would never say that.

… … … πŸ˜… THIS IS SO CRYPTIC TODAY!

We’ll talk about this face to face 😘❀️