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Abs

What if my abs aren’t real?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Howling from laughter 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺)…

The question wasn’t that funny… 😅 I’m just asking you hypothetically…

You mean it’s all been makeup contouring?!?!???!?!

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 It used to be real… it was real when YOU first met me… when we shared those moments… it was real… but now I’m in my late-30s…

You actually have a DAD BOD underneath?!?!?!?!?

😅😅😅😅😅 What if…..!.!.!???

🤭🤭🤭💕💕💕 I don’t mind it…

Really?!?!?!!

Yes, my love! It’s not about the abs… it’s about you… the abs have nothing to do with it!

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

You don’t mind my belly either, right?

I always wanted you to gain more weight! I said I LIKE CHUBBY WOMEN!!!

😅😅😅 I know you’re trying to flatter me but it’s not flattering when you’re shouting about it like that…

I WANT YOU TO BE LIKE LIZZO! YOU’RE NOT EVEN AT MY IDEAL WEIGHT CATEGORY!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stopped itttt!!!! Omgggg…!!!

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕 Love you… 😘😘😘♥️♥️♥️

Love you too… 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰