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Benny Blanco

Benny Blanco

Babe… why do I get the feeling that you don’t really like Benny Blanco?

It’s not that I don’t like him… I’ve never met him… But I’m aware of the music he’s made…

And…?! Isn’t it good music?!

Yes… it’s good music… (side-eyes)…

WHY ARE YOU SIDE-EYEING HIM?!?!?!!? WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?!!?!?!

Nowhere… this is your fictional blog!!!!

Indeed. And that was just a joke. You don’t mean anything like that towards Benny Blanco — not in real life, or the fictional blog.

You don’t have anything critical to say about him?!

Me, personally?! No?! If you’ve never met him, I sure as heck — even more — have never met him!

I can only say I’ve seen some podcast episodes where the guys were pretty much interrogating him like, “How the FUCK did you get SELENA FUCKING GOMEZ?!?!?!?!”

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)………….

I don’t think it was those exact words, but it was implied… (LOL)…

And what do you think about it?!

What’s there to think about it?! He seems like a good guy! He seems like he’s very attentive, and sweet, and romantic — he seems like he’ll be a great husband! Now that they’re engaged…

Uhuh…. (side-eye)…………

WHY DO YOU KEEP SIDE-EYEING HIM?!?!?!! HE’S DONE NOTHING TO YOU!!!

(LOL)………….. No reason…………………………

Has society become so shallow that it’s THAT hard to believe now, when a guy is “not as good looking” but happens to be a GOOD MAN?!!?!?!?!?!

Hmmm… is that what you think? You think he’s a good man?!

I only know the “public persona” and that public persona appears to be — a good man.

How about that?

All their narratives… you’re buying into it?!

I don’t even spend that much time consuming their content. It’s just ON MY FEED like everybody else’s. It’s fine — whatever it is — I’m not scrutinizing every little detail of their love story.

Selena seems happy — that’s it!

Uhuh………..

I think you resent him for his music success or something?!?!?!

(Scoffs) Phwoar~~ what?!?! What the?!?!?! NO?!?!?!?!!?!

Oh my god — THIS IS THE REASON!!!!!! — YOU’RE COMPETITIVE!!! ABOUT HIS MUSIC SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooo………….. (sheepishly embarassed at his own realisations………..)

He’s ALLOWED to be A GOOD GUY — A GOOD MAN — no matter what HE looks like — and he’s ALLOWED to ALSO — BE A MUSICAL SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Shaking his head)………… (Slightly grumpy about this)……………. (but he knows I’m right!)………………………….

(Cuddles and kisses)…………… You’re VERY GOOD LOOKING — And you have ME now… isn’t that all the success that you need?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Big smiles)……………. you’re right………………….

See?!?!?!?!?! ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤

(Big cuddles and tight squeezes!!!) ❤ ❤ ❤ ^___^