Do they know about me… in real time? Right now?
(Smiles)… Yes…
How quickly did you text or call them about this?!?!!?!?!?
The minute I read about it on your blog…
Are they THAT GOOD FRIENDS of yours?!?!?!?!
(Giggles) — We’re like… cousins… like cousin friends… I wouldn’t say they’re sisters. But we are kind of like cousins…
I think of some of the Taiwanese childhood friends like cousins…
Yeah? Maybe they are that equivalent, for me, then?
Are the others offended that I don’t want to meet them, I only want to meet Lisa and Rose?
(LOL) No — they literally don’t care. They are so chill. They are happy to meet you if you want to meet them, they’re okay if you don’t…
Ugh! I feel bad! What if I get to say “Hi” to ALL of them before or after the concert, but then we have high tea with Rose and Lisa?
(Nodding) Sure, we can arrange that…
What do they owe you?!?!?! Did you BLACKMAIL them or something?!?!?!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) They don’t owe me anything!!! It’s real friendship!!!!!
Oh my god — but you said you didn’t HAVE any friends! You don’t even have friends to invite to our wedding!
They’re too big to invite to our wedding, even if they try to go “incognito” — I didn’t want to bother them… plus, it’s not really like that with guy and girl friends?! They’re really like cousin friends…
I would invite my cousin friends to our wedding…
Okay… but… this is different…
Okay, fine…
We could have another dinner with them, after we are married. We can always meet up with them, whenever… I needed to call them TODAY because that’s how quickly their calendars fill up. So I got us in. Yes. We’re having high tea with Lisa and Rosé …
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Giggles)… are you excited?!?!?!
I’m kind of… nervous?!?!?!
There’s nothing to be nervous about… THEY’RE excited to MEET YOU….
Why?!?!
They want to see you in the flesh — they want to know that you are REAL — for a while there, some people really did start spreading rumours about me being gay. They’re so happy to know that you’re real — you’re a WOMAN — you’re my Fiancé!
Ummm… do they think I’m an… Evil Woman…?!?!?!
No… the “Lore” amongst industry people — people actually close to me in the industry who know about THE REAL ME — cousin friends — the lore is that, I’m the dumb ass who fumbled you… from way back then… and they’re so touched that you remembered me and now we’re getting back together.
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) ohhhh my godddddd…………………
How are you feeling about this?
I’m okay… I just need a little more time to process it…………
How are you going with the rankings?
Umm… here’s my list:
- Pink Venom
- Whistle
- Ice Cream
- How You Like That
- Really
- Shut Down
- See U Later
- Don’t Know What To Do
- Playing With Fire
- As If It’s Your Last
- Stay
- Boombayah
- Forever Young
Do any of these songs rankings… have to do with… us?
No… darling, I don’t even know what they’re singing about…
There’s still SOME English in the songs!
Yeah but it doesn’t form a complete narrative for me when I’m listening to it. I literally have no idea what the song is actually about! These rankings are just based on vibes… not lyrics…
Do you know what I just realised about Lisa?
What?
She sounds like Left Eye — from TLC…
Umm… I don’t think many people have talked about her like that………
Well… maybe it’s just me…
(LOL) I think it is just you…
Anyway, I don’t think I have that much else to say about their music for tonight.
(Chuckles) That’s alright… To be honest, they’re also curious to meet you, knowing that you are qualified in natural health and nutrition…
What……………….
(Giggles) — I already bragged about this to them… (sheepish grin)…
Why?!?!?!?!! It feels so irrelevant?!?!?!
It’s VERY relevant! We’re obsessed with nutrition!
But… don’t you have your own professionals who map out your meal plans for you?!?!?!
Yes but they’re not “friends” — it’s a very cold kind of relationship. It’s just professional recommendations. It feels very “cold” — I don’t know how else to explain this. They’re very curious to talk to a FRIEND — meet and make a new friend — who also happens to be qualified in nutrition! They’re so looking forward to it!
I’m sure they are so well connected they have other friends who would have these qualifications as well…
One more won’t hurt. It’ll be part of our high tea conversations…
I’m not even practicing right now… it’s not a consultation, right?! I’m not able to give them actual consultations…
No! They don’t want that from you either! I’m just trying to make you feel more at ease about meeting them! They were just wondering what else could we possibly talk about and I mentioned the nutrition and they are looking forward to it — they’re not overthinking this, and neither should you! I just meant it as another topic that we could all discuss…
Ugh… okay… but normal friends don’t have to “plan out” topics to talk about — there’s no cameras, right?! It’s not a reality television scene that we’re all filming together…
(Shyyyyyy)… I’m sowweeee~~~ Maybe we have all been “wired” to plan like that — we are a little too used to the vlogging and content creation… you’re right! We don’t have to “plan” topics… we should just sit there in the moment…
Yes… my darling… normal people just… show up… and then… you experience… a new friendship — or not?!?! Maybe we DON’T get along?!?!!? — That’s part of the HUMAN EXPERIENCE. You’ll find out when you get there! And meet them IN PERSON…
(Giggles)~~~~~~
Why is this FUNNY to you?!!?!?
I don’t know!!! Because we’re like, not used to “normal” human experiences?!?!?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!? Y’ALL ARE ADULTS!!!
(Giggles)…
Have they had high tea before?!?!?!
(Nodding) Yes — they have… they do catch up with their mothers and aunties, people like that, at high tea…
Yeah. It’s a very normal girl thing.
I haven’t though… so… maybe it was just me… I wanted to have some “back up” topics of conversation…
Okay… well… we’re GIRLS! Of course we’ll have stuff to TALK ABOUT!!! You’re the GUY — you just SIT THERE, SMILE AND LISTEN!! AND HELP US TAKE SELFIES!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhh… is that what I’m supposed to do at high tea?!?!?
Yes?!?!?!?! Even though I’m YOUR fiancé, you’re introducing me to them, WE become friends — and then you just nod, and smile, and listen, and POUR THE TEA, and help us take selfies!!!
Oh, I didn’t know it was THAT EASY!!!
(Sigh)… am I really the first… “girlfriend” you’ve ever had… in your life…?!?!?!?!?!?!
(Sheepish grin….)
(Giggles)…………….
Okay hunny bunny… anyway… it’ll be fine… now I’m less nervous about meeting them.
GOOD! I didn’t want you to feel “intimidated” or nervous in any way — they don’t want you to feel that way either!
(LOL) Yes, okay, that’s cool. I get it now. They’re just normal girls. And they happen to be your cousin friends, who work in the same industry…
Yes… that’s pretty much it…
Great. Okay. Well, those were my rankings!
^___^ ❤ ❤ ❤
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