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Pink Hair? Blue Hair?

Pink Hair? Blue Hair?

You’ve never envisioned me with like a… non-natural hair colour…

No… it hasn’t happened yet for those kinds of visions…

You’re not aroused by punk colours?

I wouldn’t say that. I’ll be aroused, I’m very sure of it — in real life.

I just don’t seem to be holding those visions… when I’m by myself… envisioning you… envisioning us… in those most intimate moments…

What if I wear a wig when we’re out on a date — pink or blue hair — and then, we get home, and I take off the wig, and it’s blonde, or black, or even grey hair?!?!?!!?

(LOL)… is it really sweaty hair?! Are you really sweaty after taking the wig off?!

We’ll take a shower together. How about that? Back to our sexy showers… (devilish grin)…

Mmm… I guess I don’t mind…….. I probably wouldn’t mind the sweaty hair either… I mean, wipe it with a makeup wipe or something, and then it’s alright?

Just wipe the hair with a makeup wipe?

Yeah — sometimes I do that! LOL………..

Lol… okay… but it’s still wet from the makeup wipe?

Then just blow-dry it with the lowest setting, it wouldn’t take that long to blow-dry.

Oh… okay… but I think all of that is taking away from the sexy moments…

Okay then. Let’s not do wigs, then… I don’t think it really matters………

Hmm… but I need a wig… initially……… I still feel…. there are risks…… and I’d rather wear a wig, incognito……..

Okay… well initially — we’re probably still hanging out “as friends” — so the wigs are fine. We’re not taking our clothes off after an initial friendly hang out on the same day…

We’re NOT?!?!!?!?

No — this is why — I’m like, why aren’t you HERE?! If you’re HERE?!?!?! — We can just HANG OUT ALREADY.

Wait — I need to re-assess this ENTIRE situation — what is our timeline? What is our pace?!?!?!?!

I don’t think you’re even kissing me yet… from the initial hang out as friends? I think you’ll chicken out at the last minute… maybe just give me a hug to say goodbye. And that hug — is gonna BE TORTUROUS………… because you’ll WANT TO — but then you’ll stop yourself, for some reason………………….

(Thinking about this)…………. yeah…………………………………….

I’ll even smell you again, and I’ll just melt…………… I just melt with your smell, I can’t even biologically help it, I don’t think………….

Why can’t I just kiss you and make love on the first date?!

I don’t know — isn’t that a YOU question?!?!

(Fuck) — I remember why…

Okay so… when does the torture begin?

Argh, we’re already in it…….

Okay, but when does the physical hug and torture begin? The actual first date?

(Sigh) Not… this weekend…

Why not?

I can’t do that to you this weekend. We’re not torturing ourselves — like that — this weekend…

If I’m going to torture you it won’t be for more than 24 hours. We gotta hug, then we gotta be able to see each other immediately the next day and THEN I’m going to kiss you. I’m going to KISS YOU SO MUCH.

We still have Saturday and Sunday…

(Unfortunately)… No… we don’t… (sigh)…

Oh, okay… so you have to fly back by Sunday?

(Shaking his head… hating his career in this moment!)…………….

It’s okay……..

It is?!?!?!?!

No, not really. I’ll be missing you. So much…………….

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………

Yeah… I get it… it’s okay….