😈 why are you bringing up burlesque?
Did you know I have a friend who’s a burlesque dancer?
🤣🤣🤣 no… you’ve never mentioned this until now…
Yeah… different group of friends… nobody that you’ll be connected with…
I believe that fact… how? Why? Huh?!
Sigh… she wasn’t a burlesque dancer when we first met and became friends… after the pandemic… I would say she had a millennial mid-life crisis except she’s not a millennial!
She’s Gen Z?
Zillennial… a little bit older than Gen Z… still a fair bit younger than us…
Okay. So she changed her life after the pandemic…
She really did. She’s probably the most extreme of all the friends that I can think of. Deciding to go and do that…
That is… a big change…? Was she in entertainment before the pandemic?
No. It was a fully drastic change. She just had an office job. Just a normal girl. She even has really conservative parents…
(Eye-rolling) That’s why……
Is it?!
(Shrugs shoulders) I guess it’s not hard to believe when you say that…
Okay. Well… I haven’t touched base with her in a while. It’s not like I know her calendar or dates of her shows…
But she’s here? On gold coast?
Gold coast, Brisbane area… I think so…
I’m never going to go to a burlesque show, you don’t have to worry about that…
I’m not… but for your bachelor party? Would any bros try to hire burlesque?
Hmm… I don’t know….
Well… please don’t. Just in case you guys accidentally hire my friend… it’s still a bit awkward? For you guys — I don’t think she gives a fuck. But she’s definitely invited to our wedding!
Oh… I see… so she’s definitely a close enough friend to come to our wedding…
Yes! The circus wedding. She gets to come. She’ll be there with the Pagans.
Okay… (nodding)… we won’t hire any burlesque dancers for my bachelors party… 😅
Great. Thank you. Love you 😘♥️
🥰🥰🥰 I love you too… ♥️
