What’s complicated?
I can usually tell the pilot friend anything. Today I can’t even text them, “What if I told you that I actually know Common Name and he’s my ex and we met in Melbourne in 2007 and we have a whole history…?”
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣 WHAT IF?!?!? 👀
I don’t know… lolllll…. They already DON’T LIKE the public persona, they might even say, “Maybe there’s a reason he’s your ex?! 🤨” 😅😅😅🤭🤭🤭
🫠🫠🫠 Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about this friendship…
There’s things I want to say, but I’m also thinking about the public blog…
Right…. so you’re kinda protecting them?
Yes.
Hmmm….?
They used to like me in middle school.
Really? Fictionally?
Fictionally. The fictional pilot friend used to like me in middle school…
You… went to an all girls school…
Yeah…?
Oh…?
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Meh?!?!?!?!?!
Not reciprocated!?!?!?
😅😅😅 No darling, I did not and do not feel the same way…
Oh. I see…
But they’re still very protective of me as a friend…
Okay… I think I’m more accepting of this friendship…
Yeah?
Yeah… but now I want them to come to the concert 🤭🤭🤭
Lol, why?!?!?!?!?!!
Because… they’d rather see BACKSTREET BOYS than us?!?!??! Me and my bros??!?!?! Now I want them to come see and maybe they’ll be surprised and impressed!!!
Just like I wouldn’t have thought to go see Billie Eilish if it wasn’t for you getting excited to go see her. And then I was fuckin blown away by her performance!!! It’s true, you don’t get everything from social media or even on a screen. REAL LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER.
🤭🤭🤭💕💕💕 Now you want me to bring the pilot friend just to impress them?!! It’s not even about MY attendance anymore?!?!?!
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣 It’s not like that… of course I’ll always want you there too...
You’ve literally said you might vomit if I go?!?!??!!
🤢🤢🤢 It’s true! I’m still nervous if you do attend, even with the pilot friend. Maybe even more. But another part of me would love for you to be there! So… I don’t know either, it’s really up to you… 😅😅😅
Well I didn’t wanna push it with the pilot friend today, I said we could touch base about it later… confirm by April…
Oh I see…
Yeah, they seem to be more flexible than me with whatever… you know… pilot stuff… they can just get to New York, no problem. I don’t have ANY other friends who seem to have that freedom?!
Do they have their own plane?! That they can just fly?!?!?!?
🤣🤣🤣 Lol… I don’t think so?!??! I think they just… have it easier with flight bookings?! It’s cheaper and easier to get?!?!?!
Ahh… staff discounts?
Maybe?!?!?! Or they’re already flying back and forth between New York and other places?!??!?!?!
Oh… I see… it’s like that, is it?!
No!!! 😅 It’s a fictional blog, silly!!! 😉💕
🫠🫠🫠 I have no idea what to think… I can tell the Truth on your blog when I actually do know the shared Truth.
This new fictional character “pilot” friend — it’s obviously not a mutual friend and I don’t know who they are in real life… and you keep fictionalising every detail about them!
Yeah….. 😏
Out of protection?
Yes!!!!
Why do they need to be protected?
They’ve been photographed with Prince Harry in real life.
What?!
Lolllllllll 😘♥️ Fiction?! Non-fiction?!?! Who knows…
You know!!! You know what you’re writing!!!
Sigh… it wasn’t an important picture…
No?
Nope… just random…
So they’re a pilot… so they met one of my bros on a plane… plus Prince Harry?
Maybe……. (peering)…
(Still puzzled)…
How about we don’t talk about the pilot friend for 7 days?!
I’ve lost count now, how many topics we’ve been trying to avoid and for how many days… 😅
Yeah I know, the list just keeps growing!!! That’s why we need to see each other IN REAL LIFE!!!
Uncensored… 😏💕
Yes my darling… I would LOVE that! 🥰💕
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