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Recent Vlogs

Did you watch it?

No, just fan snippets…

What snippets?

All the parts of the vlog episode that had you in it… it’s like I didn’t even need to click into YouTube at all… sorry, didn’t give y’all the YouTube ad money… the fans already edited all the parts with only you in it and I just scrolled through that and got the general vibe of the episode… 🤷‍♀️

🤔 not sure if staff will like this…

It’s engagement, it’s brand recognition, it might build popularity for selling merch (or even fake merch?!) But it’s not an official channel and it’s taking away from YouTube? I don’t know. Maybe it still makes others click on the YouTube but for me, personally, I’m not watching that episode. I don’t even need to see what your bros got up to… I’m not a fan like that. I’m your wife so it is different…

Hmmmmm…

Anyway, I remember that time…

What do you remember about it?

I think I went into an almost existential psychosis… my brain suddenly remembering you, blogging? A little bit of blogging? I was on threads, I was on tik tok… but then I got really paranoid, I started remembering some more dramatic moments in our past that led to the breakups…

Mmmmm… I was just… holding space for you to process it…

You fell asleep with your phone in your hand…

Just looking at you… 😏💕

Do you do that a lot?

Yes…….

Well it’s not good for your spine! I’ve been thru this with the chiropractic visits! Everyone these days are falling asleep with their phone in their hands and it’s actually a lot of tension for your back, shoulders and neck!

😅😅😅 okay, I will go and see a Chiropractor…

Y’all haven’t given any other health updates? No pictures? Do you have a cast? Are you resting well? Not even a story? 🥺

You know I’m fine

I do know this, but the fans don’t know this… I would still be feeling worried if I was a fan… surely your staff are bugging you to give a bit more real time content?

Mmmm… they’re busy with the bros… the bros got more stuff going on behind the scenes…

Well…

What do you suggest?

I don’t know… maybe just a photo of you with your room mate “at home” and resting. And literally that caption?

Or your room mate posts a story of you just sitting on the couch recovering? “How are you?” “I’m getting better” or something?

Except I’m not there right now for them to film it…

Why didn’t you just film it earlier before you fly back to Australia?!?!?!?!?

😅😅😅 I didn’t think of it. I was too focused on flying back to see you…

Aren’t you always two steps ahead of me?! I find it very hard to believe that you didn’t even think of it…

😏😏😏💕💕💕 I guess you’ll see what we have planned on social media over the next few days…

What really triggered this mental health break? Was it my joke about cheating on you with Billie Eilish?!

😅😅😅 lol no, I know that was just a joke…

Then what was it?

I’ll tell you face to face one day 😘❤️