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Hiding In Plain Sight

🔮: Yes, he’s in Australia right now…

Wifey: Is he at a house? An Airbnb?

🔮: He’s at a hotel… on gold coast, not Brisbane…

Wifey: what’s he doing there?

🔮: Not much, just chilling. Just enjoying the views. He’s wandering around by himself…

Wifey: No bros with him?

🔮: Not yet, the bro who’s coming is landing today… maybe even this afternoon… then they’ll go to the Billie Eilish concert together…

Wifey: what tickets do they have?! Not anywhere near my seats?

🔮: No… they paid about $400 each for their tickets. You only paid, what, $150?! For yours?

Wifey: I think even less than that, I’m very far away from the stage…

🔮: Yeah… it doesn’t matter to them. They just got what was available at the time. He’s got a very good, long-range camera with him… he’ll seem like he’s taking photos of Billie, but he’s finding you in the background, in the audience….

Wifey: umm… that’s really giving stalker vibes…

🔮: He’s not stalking. It’s not stalking energy. It’s more protective. He’s very protective… he’s using that camera to scan your surroundings, too. He’s making sure nobody else is looking at you… he’s scanning the arena for any weirdos…

Wifey: What if he finds them?! What if they’re around?

🔮: Then he’ll snap those photos and alert the authorities. He’s not confronting the weirdos himself, if that’s what they’re hoping.

… oh… he’s not friends with Billie Eilish personally but he knows some people on her team… he’s able to alert her security… immediately…

Wifey: What does any of this have to do with his recent absence?

🔮: Not a lot. They’re two separate occurrences. Yes, he always planned to “fake” this injury — but it’s with the intentions to help the other bros with their success

Wifey: Why would he need to do that, though?!?!??!

🔮: Umm, I’m getting a download… a very specific message… “not allowed… not allowed…? 7 days…? Not allowed to talk about it for 7 days?!?!?!!?” Does that make sense?!?!?!!?

Wifey: Yes… that makes sense… 😒… how long is he in Australia this time for anyway?

🔮: Not long. He has to fly back as soon as the concert ends…

Wifey: Why?

🔮: Other promo stuff. Other projects. It’s a tight schedule…

Wifey: But he’s supposed to be on “sick leave” practically?!

🔮: The projects are in other countries… top-secret… closed sets… NDAs… it’s exciting stuff! But he will be there for them… it’ll come out later this year… he’s still showing up to those projects…

Wifey: Are you able to give any hints?!?!?!

🔮: He might be in… a movie….. 🎬

Wifey: A movie?!??!?!

🔮: Yes… but there might be a lot of CGI with it too… it’s not that glamorous, the actual filming. It’s kind of gruelling for the body. He’ll be fine. But it’s never as easy as people assume. Making movies is very tedious work.

Wifey: Is he making friends? Does he have friends on set?

🔮: Not really… they’re polite. Everyone is polite and nice. But not close friends in his mind…