I’m thinking… that you might be more “Patrick Mahomes” than “Travis Kelce”…………..
What does that mean?
I don’t know… maybe you’re sort of a… nepo baby?
Lol… I’m not a Nepo baby! You’re the nepo baby!!!!
😒 I’m not a nepo baby…
Yes… you’ve told me some other stuff. I KNOW you’re technically a nepo baby!
Ugh… IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE?!
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣 I’m not a nepo baby!
Why do you keep denying it?!
Because I’M NOT….
Do you not know that you’re a nepo baby?!?!?!??!?!
What are you talking about now?
Do you know who your real parents are?!?!
What?!?!?!
Like Nicole Richie — are you sure you’re not like Nicole Richie? She’s technically not Lionel Richie’s biological daughter, she was adopted. So she doesn’t know her real parents. Well maybe she does by now but anyways, my point is she was adopted.
You could’ve just asked me if I was adopted and my answer would be no! I’m not adopted and I’m not a nepo baby! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅
How do you know?!?!
You literally just mentioned in a very recent post — my high notes sound like Older Brothers, we have the same bone structure. I’m not adopted.
What if they adopted both of you together and neither of you knew about it?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is getting ridiculous. MY LOVE! You’re going down a weird and totally wrong rabbit hole!
Older Brother got into Melbourne Uni, he is kind of a nepo baby…
How do you know he never got a scholarship?
He got a SCHOLARSHIP?!?!?!!
I don’t know, maybe. But he never talked about it?!
… … … no… he didn’t even talk about YOU for five years, he sure as hell never mentioned that he had a SCHOLARSHIP?!?!?!
We’re not nepo babies. Like I told you, we’re Gryffindors, we’re not Slytherins.
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It’s hard for you to imagine because you are a slytherin… I don’t know what other conspiracy side of social media you’ve been scrolling but I can tell you honestly — my Truth — I’m not a nepo baby.
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I’m gonna chew on this for a little longer…
I mean, if you wanna make me a nepo baby for your fictional blog?! Go ahead! My fictional character! Yes! Sure! Nepo baby all the way!
That’s me… 😉
Now I feel like you’re just mocking me and my writing… I don’t even have that many readers and now you’re embarrassing me in front of them…
LOL 😆 baby I didn’t mean it like that!!!!
(Sigh) I know…
So… let’s say for your fictional character you ARE a nepo baby, okay?!
(Nodding) okay. Yes. You’re right. I’m a nepo baby.
So… I don’t think a nepo baby can understand why I’m upset… still upset… about that actress.
Okay. So this is where you were going with these thoughts? You think a nepo baby just wouldn’t care?
Not that they wouldn’t care but maybe it was even harder to empathise…
Maybe… but to be honest, this is really quite… a common thing… maybe I am numb to it, nepo baby or not…
(Sigh) That’s what makes me feel ever sadder about it….
No, no, no, no — don’t feel sad — let’s change topics.
(Shaking my head)…
Just press “publish” and change topics. I forbid this topic for the next 7 days, at least. Please. I’m your HUSBAND. I’m putting my foot down on this issue. Stop talking about this for the next 7 days. No more writing about my country or culture.
For 7 days?
At least…
Okay… well I might still want to revisit it by next… Tuesday…
And I’ll deflect you again next Tuesday. But let’s stop for 7 days. Nothing’s even going to change in the country or culture in 7 days. But we get to have a mental health break from it. Please? 7 days?
Okay… fine… I’ll drop it for 7 days……
Promise?!
Yes… I promise… 7 days… I’ll try to talk about it again by next Tuesday…
I love you 😍
I love you too 😘
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