No, I can’t stop scrolling tonight!!!
I’m actually going to call up a very powerful friend and ask if they can talk to Mark Zuckerberg. This is getting ridiculous. AT LEAST block the comments from appearing in Australia so then you don’t have to read it.
That’s censorship!!! I have a right to READ!!!
It’s not YOUR COUNTRY — you don’t need to worry about this!
The cat’s out of the bag. I care because I’M A HUMAN BEING. Doesn’t matter what country!!!
There are other human beings who need you to care for them. Go care about them!
Ohhhh…M….G…………… do you know what I’ve just…read…?!?!?!
I’M CALLING MARK ZUCKERBERG. THAT’S IT. I HAVE HIM ON SPEED DIAL. I WAS LYING TO YOU THE WHOLE TIME. I DO KNOW HIM. AND THIS HAS GOTTA STOP!!!
(Gets the voicemail) …
MARK!!! DUDE!!! CAN YOU JUST TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMMENTS IN AUSTRALIA SO MY WIFE DOESN’T READ THEM?!?! HURRY UP!!! PLEASE!!!
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I’m probably gonna sit with this sadness for days, maybe even weeks, at the back of my mind… even if I don’t say anything else. Even if I do stop writing about it…
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