You think I’m faking this?! 🤣
How would I know?! I’m not your wife legally in REAL LIFE! I’m not your emergency contact?!?!!?
😏 not yet… but you will be…
What else do you want me to say?
I don’t want you to do anything, I didn’t even want you to feel worried…
I don’t…
You don’t?
Because I don’t know if it’s real… I don’t know what you’re really up to…?
I wanted to show you that, I can be absent, and they can keep going…
Now you need to fake an injury for the next three months or however long it takes to really heal from it?!
😅😅😅 It’s not fake, babe…
Google says it takes 6 to 8 weeks to heal, depending on the severity. Which arm is it?! Your dominant one or what?!
I don’t even know if you’re left or right handed?! I don’t remember this about you… 🤔
I’m both handed, it’s fine…
Hmmm… but it’s… not real…
😅🤣 It’s very real…
No it’s not…
Yes it is… 😏💕
The fans are pouring you well wishes…
I know, I’m not reading any of that…
Who’s reading it?
Staff…
They’re monitoring who’s sending well wishes?
It’s not even monitoring, they’ll be scrolling through anyway, in general.
What about the other app?
I’ve turned my notifications off. I don’t really care.
Do you not feel touched that people care?
😏 I’m just waiting to see if you care…
I care but I don’t know if it’s REAL…
You look… so beautiful 😍 in my mind right now…
If it’s real, then you’re on painkillers right now, for sure.
If it’s not real, then what the fuck are you doing?!
🤣🤣🤣
Are you giggling and laughing so much because you’re on painkillers?!
If it was, and I’m on them, I wouldn’t get addicted, if you’re worried about that.
How do you know?
You’re my pain relief…
You’re only saying that.
I’m being serious. Nothing else works on me except you. You’re the only thing that keeps me pain free and happy.
Babe… you do sound a little… drugged up right now…
I’m not. All the happy chemicals in my brain are because of you… 🥰
What else would you be doing that you needed to excuse yourself if it’s not real?
Visiting Taiwan… buying a house…
You couldn’t wait one day?! You couldn’t just keep going and finishing your obligations?
How is that fair for the other bros to have to carry your load if that wasn’t real?!
Because they know I’d do the same thing for them. If they really needed me to, I would.
I think their WAGs are gonna see the news and message them, “Is this real?! Is he okay?”
And they’ll message them back, “Yes he’s fine. Don’t worry about it!” 😅🤭💕
Hmmm…
You still have class today?
Yes… I just managed to squeeze in doing a load of laundry last night whilst watching Wicked, otherwise I’m running out of clothes…
Do you want me to buy you more?
No thank you… not until you’re here for real…
We will go shopping when I am there… 😏💕
That’s fine, I don’t mind.
I get to buy you clothes as a boyfriend?
Yes…
You’re not worried you seem like a sugar baby?
Lol no… it’s not like you’re buying me a car…
What if I buy you a car as well?
You don’t need to. Not until we’re at least engaged…
😏 Do you want to see the photos?
What photos?
Photos of me in hospital?
No. Please don’t show that. You don’t owe anyone those kinds of photos.
Show us, when you’re more settled, back “home” with a cast on or whatever you need to have on your arm…
They need to see your contented and comfortable smile… not trying too hard, but also not making people more worried…
After a few days?
I don’t know… maybe whenever you’re naturally off the painkillers… and it’s just healing — it’s uncomfortable but you don’t need the pain meds…
It’s gonna be itchy, they said…
Is it? Honestly I don’t remember much about my own foot… how I got through it…
Are you sure you weren’t prescribed anything stronger and it messed with your memories?! 😅
I… don’t think so…?
Maybe I wore the moon boot longer than I remember. Maybe it was 6 weeks, at least… I don’t know how I got through it, just counting down the days for my healing…
I think I’ll have time to watch a lot of movies, catch up on a lot of shows that I normally wouldn’t binge…
You’re gonna get fat my baby! Your muscles will start to weaken!
Oh no… my staff are still making sure that I’ll be going to the gym…
Will you be making music 🎶 … ?
If it’s real, I wouldn’t really feel like it. There’s still physical pain or at least discomfort enough to be distracting. If it’s not real… 😏 I’ll have time to make a lot of music…
I’m still wondering whether you’re actually on a top secret movie set or something and this was the only way to coordinate everybody’s schedules…
🤣🤣🤣 That would’ve been really cool if that was the Truth! But I don’t think I needed to “fake it” if that was the case! They could’ve just told the fans, “He’s filming a movie, sorry!” And I could’ve done promo as a teaser on social media…
Hmmm… I don’t know why doggy is barking, I think he’s hungry…
Okay, go feed him…
😘♥️
🥰🥰🥰
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