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The Tease…

They’re calling you a tease, online…

🤣🤣🤣 YOU’RE THE TEASE, MY BABY!!!

Me?!?! How am I the TEASE?! I’m just blogging?!?!

Baby…….. 😏💕… I can’t resist….

Resist what?

The pictures you are painting for me with your words… it is a constant tease…

I don’t mean for it to be received like that though…

😏… I have so much fomo I really do wish I could be in two places at once. Or just quit. I’m still tempted to quit and fly home…

Mmmmm… did you watch any other content about Travis Kelce tonight?

Yeah… (sigh)…

What do you think about it?

It just makes me think of me and my bros. One day — and yes, it will truly happen one day — we’re gonna announce our retirement as well… and it might be a similar roll out… some “hints” first, then media goes back and forth in their debates… I’m assuming he’s getting ready for his own press conference to announce it on his terms.

Mmmmm….

I just wanna say, with middle fingers, “FUCK Y’ALL! I’M OUTTA HERE!!!!”

Is that your dream fantasy retirement announcement?

🤣🤣🤣 YES!!!

Lol…… 😏💕

Would you still love me if I did that?

Yes… 🥰💕

I wanna go glamping with you, I wanna go to the beach, go wine and dine, art galleries, whatever, anything. I just wanna spend time with you…

Normally I would say, write a song about it, but tonight I agree. I want you here. Right now. This minute. None of this is enough. I want you physically here.

…. f……..

I know…