You’re watching Wicked? Finally?!
Ugh…….. 😒
😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣 Do I even need to ask if you’re liking it?! The fact you’re even writing IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING IT is telling me pretty much all I need to know!
Sigh.. …. … ….. ……..
What don’t you like about it?!
First of all… let me explain something…
What would you like to explain?
I already love Harry Potter.
Uhuh…?
I already also love Wednesday.
Uhuh? What does that have to do with anything?! Most people would hear that and think you would like this movie too?!
No?!?!??!!? It’s too fuckin’ fluffy! Why would any Harry Potter or Wednesday fans think that THIS witchy school is better?!?! Or enticing at all!?!? It’s not a school that I want to go to. And why are the students 40 years old?!?! The same age as their teachers?!??!?!!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTF ARIANA GRANDE IS NOT 40 YEARS OLD!!!
She might as well be?!??!?! Honestly I think dating a man with a baby automatically makes you 40. I feel younger than her and people are already rounding my age up to 40!
Sigh. Is there anything about the movie that you like?!??!?!?!! 😅
Bowen Yang.
Bowen Yang?!
Yes. Like, why can’t they just make a movie where Bowen Yang is the main character of this pastel pink witchy school, Ariana and Cynthia are the side characters, they get up to all sorts of comical shenanigans, and there’s no singing, it’s just a normal movie about Witches?!??!?!?!?!?!?
… … … 😅 … … … that’s your “ideal version” of a Wicked movie?
Yes?!?!?!!??! What the fuck is this story based on?! A book!? Is there a book?!?! Originally?!?!?!
I don’t know either. Maybe we should’ve googled this before you started writing…
Why are the SERVICE PEOPLE: ANIMALS?!?!?!?!
Lol what…?!??!?!
What commentary are they saying about society with the NANNY and the TEACHERS being ANIMALS?!??!
The teachers aren’t all animals?!?!
There is a TALKING GOAT RIGHT NOW AND IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!! THE ONLY WAY FOR THIS STORY TO MAKE SENSE IS IF YOU TOLD ME THE AUTHOR TOOK MAGIC MUSHROOMS OR SOMETHING WHEN HE WAS WRITING IT!!!!!!!!!
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I’m also getting distracted by THE SPONGEBOB GUY…
Why?!
I know too much salacious gossip… I can’t unlearn what I learned from the internet already……..
(Sigh)… I was actually enjoying this movie…
I’m sorry baby!!! Maybe I should stop watching it and you get to enjoy the rest of it?!??!!
You’re trying to get out of watching a movie that you’ve promised your customers you’re going to watch — and you’ve even PAID MONEY for it!!! By the way did you rent or buy it?!
What do you think?
You rented it?!!?!? It’s not even that much more expensive to buy it!
Well if you’ve already bought it then we already have a copy anyway!!! Why should we double up on owning it?!?!?!
Even if I didn’t buy it — why would you choose to rent it when it’s not even that much of a difference in pricing to own it?!
Why would I want to OWN a musical, where I have to watch the songs at 1.5x speed?!?!??!!
You really skipped through at 1.5x speed?! Thought it was gonna be 2x speed…
It isn’t horrible enough to do 2x speed, okay?! That’s my honest rating. I skipped at 1.5x speed, not 2x speed. 2x speed means I’m absolutely hating it which I have not done here. I’m not even skipping it at that speed while I’m typing to you…
You can’t even focus on the movie while you’re writing to me 🤣
What do I need to focus on?!?!?! Nothing’s changed in the plot, they’re still singing!!!
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Did it ever occur to anyone that this movie could be offensive to WITCHES 🧙♀️ ?!?!?!
🤣🤣🤣 WTF?!?!?!?!!??!?!
It’s CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING WITCHCRAFT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Is it…?!??!?!!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (Abs hurting from laughter) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg WHY IS THE BRIDGERTON GUY IN THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?!??!?!!
What do you mean why?!?!?!
HOW CAN HE FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GREEN LADY WHEN HE’S MARRIED TO THE INDIAN LADY IN BRIDGERTON?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s a different WORLD?!?!?!?!
No it’s not! He’s dressed EXACTLY THE SAME AS HE DOES IN BRIDGERTON!!! HOW CAN I FORGET THAT HE’S MARRIED TO THE BRIDGERTON LADY?!?!?!?! THAT IS HIS ONE TRUE LOVE!!! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!!!
I think he’s… flirting with Ariana right now…
Sigh. It’s not believable… 😒
Why not?
Because we already know she’s effing Ethan Slater!!! 🤮
Oh my god… you really can’t enjoy this movie AT ALL — why do you have the fucking SHIRT?!??!!?
🤣🤣🤣 JUST TO HAVE IT FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING IT!!! Aesthetics of a SHIRT. It doesn’t mean I’m a fan of the movie!
Sigh. He still TALKS LIKE BRIDGERTON!!!!
Of course he talks like Bridgerton, he’s BRITISH!!! 🤣
I miss the love making scenes in Bridgerton of him and that lady…
😏😘😘😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mmm… yeah baby… TAKE NOTES with BRIDGERTON 🤣🤣🤣♥️
Sigh… maybe you should just press publish and give an overall summary/review after you’ve watched the whole movie…
Yeah… I’m already watching this dude sing at 1.5x speed…
(Sigh) I love you… 😅 I don’t want to keep torturing you to finish watching this…
Sigh… I don’t know what I’m going to say to those customers…
Lol… why?!
I want to be able to give face — they’re really NICE customers! It’s like the Wicked fans are the nicest people!?!? And the rest of us fully jaded human beings just cannot stand this movie?!?!?!?!?!
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Are we the WICKED FUCKERS?!?!?!?
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