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Cindy

I’ve actually been thinking about Cindy…

Why are you thinking about Cindy?

Well… I was busy yesterday. I didn’t have that much time to really sit down and think about what I was writing…

Some of this is just, random, rushed writing for you?!

Yeah…? Isn’t it obvious?! πŸ˜…

No?!

Okay. Well. If there is an AI generated (usually anime style) image with the post, then I’ve actually sat down at my laptop (or sometimes standing) and written it — on a bigger screen.

If there’s a lot of emojis, I’m writing it on my phone…

Ohhhhhh…

Sometimes, however, the AI doesn’t generate an image if the post content is too explicit.

Really?!

Yeah it just comes up with an error message. And the feature doesn’t seem to be integrated yet with the app. So I can’t generate images when I’m typing with the app on my phone… and I usually don’t have time to anyway. They’re just quick thoughts — from my phone.

Like, right now?! This is being written on your phone?!

Yes. This too…

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Uhuh… what does any of this have to do with Cindy?

Well. I’m just trying to explain… that I’ve been thinking about her too…

Do you know who she is in real life?

I’m guessing… I’ve got someone in mind that I’m guessing she might be…

And do you know who she’s dating?

No. If you’re wondering whether me or my family is that “connected” in the Taiwanese community, I’m gonna say no. I doubt that we will have immediate connections…

You’re already loosely connected to Jay Chou. I think you do have connections…

But it’s not immediate connections. I don’t really count Jay Chou as any real connection at all. It’s kind of embarrassing to keep name dropping him. Like this is so…… unnecessary!

I have a few guesses about Cindy’s boyfriend. That’s it.

What are your guesses?

I’m guessing he’s probably like a Taiwanese Sofia Richie Grainge type equivalent…

What does that mean?

Like maybe he is the son of a family in the Taiwanese music industry… I am not sensing he is that impactful yet in the Western music industry.

I don’t even know how they would meet. It doesn’t make sense to me. But that’s the main “guess” that I have about who he might be…

Why would Cindy meet up with Taiwanese music industry people?

See?! I don’t know either!!! It doesn’t make sense! I have no idea how they would’ve originally met?!?!?

Unless just through friends?! Maybe in America?! Random dinners or hang outs with friends? Cindy is friends with random Americans who happen to be in the music industry and have other connections in other countries’ music industries?

You know, like Bling Empire on Netflix. They just hang out. In L.A. and then they get introduced as random new friends. And the guy is like, “Oh fuck. It’s Cindy. I have such a big fuckin’ crush on Cindy.” But he is also like, “I’m a Taiwanese music industry Big Boss’s SON. Cindy should be so lucky to marry ME!!!” — and I generally don’t have a crazy mother. Cindy and my mother will get along fine — something like that?! So then he starts chasing. And Taiwanese guys KNOW how to chase…!!! They just know it.

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 This is a very funny fantasy movie in your head!!!

Yeah… but I guess from Cindy’s perspective it’s also like “Hmm… he’s from a slightly different culture… this is intriguing…” so maybe it started genuinely as just friends. She kinda friend zones him… but never completely because… she has a soft spot in her heart for him…

Awwwwww πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• this is very sweet for that guy and Cindy…

Yeah… but like that Taiwanese girl in Bling Empire?! I think she would know him, personally?!

My parents aren’t in those circles, baby… not actively… not willingly… we don’t mingle with the upper echelons… are you sure you want to marry me?! We’re not in those upper tiers

It makes me want to marry you more… Cindy can go enjoy that life. That’s Cindy. You and me? We’ll do our own thing. We don’t need to be in the upper tiers…

(Big sigh of relief)… good… because you just did a big fuckin’ public proposal and… your girl is not like that kind of Taiwanese!!! I’m not even kidding!

🀣🀣🀣 I knowwwww! 😏β™₯️