Wifey: What’s wrong?
Hubby: Well, we’ve been back and forth to Taiwan for more than a few trips now… each time I bring a different Bro… they’re having fun. They like it too… but… recently… we’ve started to notice… the women…
Wifey: (Unsurprised)… what about the women?
Hubby: Well — I’M not tempted — I’m NEVER tempted — I know they’re not you… but some of them… look like you… they look really, really familiar… they look… like you…
Wifey: (Shaking head) I knew this was gonna fucking happen. — Please REMOVE YOURSELF ROM THE SITUATION when that happens.
Hubby: No, no, no, no — nothing like THAT happens — not to me. EVER. Nope. I don’t let that happen. No way.
It’s just… I’m wondering… could they be… your cousins?
Wifey: Maybe… like, 7th 8th or 9th cousins?!?! How could I know for sure?! I haven’t done those ancestry DNA tests or have those apps that keep track of whether you have any relatives nearby?!?! I mean — theoretically — aren’t I related to everyone in Taiwan?! With Taiwanese heritage?!?!
Hubby: (Nodding)… okay… but not like, immediate cousins?
Wifey: No, I don’t have any cousins that would be working in the expat areas. There’s some that used to date expats — in their 20s — but not anymore. They’ve all “grown out of it” — they’re just normal people in Taiwan now. With normal jobs, living normal lives… they’re not going to hang out in those areas.
Hubby: Oh… I see…
Wifey: You might see my cousin the MILITARY lady?!?! If you see any Taiwanese women in military uniform?!?!
Hubby: (Chuckles) Oh, okay?!?!?! (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Wifey: Why’s that funny?!
Hubby: (Still laughing) — I don’t know! I just find it funny!!! ^0^
Wifey: Okay, anyway — none of the cousins know about you yet…
Hubby: Oh… so I’m a big, dark secret?!
Wifey: You’re not a secret, you’re just… we’re not even “official” yet! You haven’t come back to Australia — yet!
Hubby: Okay. Yeah. This is just… it’s keeping me entertained to some extent. But this trip — one of the bro’s is spooked.
Wifey: Why is he spooked?
Hubby: He said… “Taiwanese women are too pretty…” — there’s TEMPTATIONS.
Wifey: (Smiling) Oh yeah…?! Why don’t you boys WRITE A FUCKIN’ SONG ABOUT IT.
Hubby: (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)…………………………
Wifey: You’re allowed to WRITE A SONG — don’t do any fuckin’ thing in REAL LIFE.
Hubby: (Nodding, smiling)… I’m not singing it…
Wifey: Who’s going to sing it?
Hubby: I don’t know, we need like, Post Malone to sing it or something… (chuckles)…
Wifey: (Laughing) Okay… you boys go do that… experience — at a safe distance — and then, write a song about it…
Hubby: They’re really SO PRETTY — like WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!
Wifey: You’re just saying that because you’re projecting memories of me onto them…
Hubby: No — objectively — they’re really fuckin’ pretty………………………
Wifey: (Shaking her head)… I have nothing more to say about this topic. Let’s not talk about “temptations” ever again, please. I’ll hear it in a song — that’s it.
Hubby: (Nodding)… (Smiling)… I love you…
Wifey: Love you too… xoxoxoxoxxx
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