I used to want to own a cat café…
Used to?
Mmm-hmm… it used to be my dream…
What changed?
Ummm… hospitality is… hard…
Is it?
LOL 🤣 I think it’s even harder than you singing and dancing on stage…
IT IS?!?!??!!?
Have you had a hospitality job before?!
No… I have not…
🤭😅 I don’t know if you will be able to handle it…
What if we did that in a vlog? Me and the bros? Try it for a day?
ONE day?! — less than 24 hours — you guys will just have fun and make jokes, you won’t understand how hard it is after only ONE day…
Try day in, day out, 8, 10, 12-hour shifts… you’re not gonna laugh and make jokes and say it’s “fun” after those kinds of days…
Is it like The Bear?
It’s more boring than the bear… the Bear has some drama to it — it’s more boring than that. It’s very, very mundane…
Even with cats?
Well that’s the part where I felt like maybe I could do that. Maybe I could run a café if there were cats there for the dopamine. Yes… I did seriously think about that.
But then?
Ahh, there’s a lot of cat litter and vet visits… I dunno, I just can’t be bothered with this dream anymore. I like VISITING cat cafés — I don’t actually want to own one.
Okay… I’m still wondering why hospitality was that stressful. More stress than what I’M doing?!
Babe. You’re singing and dancing on stage. Okay, what’s the worst? You hurt yourself. You can own that. That’s your fault, right? But you’re the only one suffering, mainly. You did it to yourself.
Uhuh…
But what if you’re so stressed you accidentally gave your whole stadium audience Salmonella?! How the fuck are you going to own that?!?!?! That’s the stress of HOSPITALITY.
You’re responsible for people’s FOOD and DRINKS.
They could be HOSPITALISED or worse if you’re THAT STRESSED —
… … … … 😅
Yeah. Think about that today, baby 😘♥️
