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Post-Game Press Conference

You’re still following football?! 🏈

Yeah.

Taylor’s not even there anymore. There’s like no actual updates about her on social media. She’s cocooning.

That’s okay… I’m listening to Patrick answering the media questions…

What are you thinking about it?

He looks like he’s been crying…

Yeah…

He’s kinda hot though, overall? Like generally, he’s aesthetically good-looking.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! IS THIS THE REAL REASON YOU’VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE CHIEFS?!?!?!?!?!!

πŸ˜… It’s not the only reason…

People make fun of his voice. Also. HE’S MARRIED.

I knowwww… am I not allowed to objectively say that a man is good looking?!

No. Never. Stop it.

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

I just didn’t expect… he would be your type?

Why?! He looks so much like you!

Hmmm…? Do you want me to grow that facial hair? Like his?!

πŸ˜…πŸ€£ I don’t know… I haven’t photoshopped it to see if it’ll suit you…

What do you think of his voice?

I got used to it very quickly. I don’t know why people make fun of it?! I don’t think it’s a big deal? Or has he been getting vocal training? Is it not as intense as in previous seasons?

Or he’s just gotten older and it’s just rounding out more as he ages…

?!?! πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ I am not an expert on how guys’ voices “round out more” as they age naturally…

He’s really hot tho like I know I kept calling him a nepo baby but his wife is one lucky lady!!!

🀣🀣🀣 STOP SAYING THAT. OMG. NOW WE CAN NEVER BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS THEM!!! EVER!!!

I’m gonna look up what star sign he is…

YOU’RE FAN GIRLLING PATRICK MAHOMES?!?!?!? AFTER HE LOST?!??!?!?!?!

Umm… something about a man that’s obviously just been crying… but he’s holding it together and still… being the captain of his team…

Yeah… it’s 😍❀️ there’s something really hot about this?!?!?!?!!

… OMG HE’S A VIRGO!!!! ♍️

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… STOP IT. STOP GOOGLING PATRICK MAHOMES. HE’S MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHO WERE THOSE LOVE HEARTS FOR?!?!?! HIM OR ME?!??!?!

… you… β˜ΊοΈπŸ’•

THAT DOESN’T FEEL SINCERE AT ALL. THAT’S IT!!! NO MORE FOOTBALL FOR YOU!!!

THIS IS THE REAL REASON WHY DADS, BRADS AND CHADS DON’T WANT WOMEN WATCHING FOOTBALL!!!!!!! 😀😀😀

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜