Did you have a lot of coffee today?
Well I had a regular sized iced latte and then I had a large sized matcha latte bubble tea…
Bubble tea 🧋?
It was really disappointing actually — today just hasn’t been my day!
What was disappointing about it?
My favourite bubble tea order, if the establishment is an AUTHENTIC TAIWANESE OWNED PLACE… it’s supposed to have: Yakult Green Tea with Egg Pudding 🍮
Okay. Sometimes they will translate that as “custard” —
And if not Yakult green tea, then a Plum Green Tea.
And if they don’t have EITHER of those tea bases — THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE AUTHENTIC TAIWANESE!!!
I’m very, very disappointed in a “bubble tea” menu that doesn’t actually have those items.
It’s just so disappointing… 💔
Your heart is really hurting from a lot of things today…
Yeah… maybe it is the hormones…
No I think it’s just a weird day?
Yeah… anyway so I tried a matcha latte with “custard” and it just wasn’t the same…
Oh I see…
But maybe there was a lot of caffeine in the matcha…
