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Caffeine

Did you have a lot of coffee today?

Well I had a regular sized iced latte and then I had a large sized matcha latte bubble tea…

Bubble tea 🧋?

It was really disappointing actually — today just hasn’t been my day!

What was disappointing about it?

My favourite bubble tea order, if the establishment is an AUTHENTIC TAIWANESE OWNED PLACE… it’s supposed to have: Yakult Green Tea with Egg Pudding 🍮

Okay. Sometimes they will translate that as “custard” —

And if not Yakult green tea, then a Plum Green Tea.

And if they don’t have EITHER of those tea bases — THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE AUTHENTIC TAIWANESE!!!

I’m very, very disappointed in a “bubble tea” menu that doesn’t actually have those items.

It’s just so disappointing… 💔

Your heart is really hurting from a lot of things today…

Yeah… maybe it is the hormones…

No I think it’s just a weird day?

Yeah… anyway so I tried a matcha latte with “custard” and it just wasn’t the same…

Oh I see…

But maybe there was a lot of caffeine in the matcha…