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Ugh… I’m not sure if I like how much you like Pete Davidson.. what is he doing now?

I’m just watching his recent interview with Seth Meyers…

Why do you like him so much? 😒

I don’t know, I’m just always laughing at his jokes?! He’s rarely NOT funny?! I can’t think of any clips where he’s bombing and not funny at all?! I haven’t seen it?!

😒 ugh… okay?

🤭 (Giggles) are you jelly of Pete Davidson?

A little bit, yes, because you’re like really fan girling him?!?! (WTF)

(Whispering)… his Dad died… from 9/11…

(Whispering back)… okay? I know that’s sad? But I don’t think he would want you to be his fan just by feeling sorry for him?!

Hmm… irregardless of that, objectively, he’s very funny.

Objectively? You think he’s good looking?

Umm… he’s not… “bad” looking…?

🤣🤣🤣 I FUCKING HATE THIS. WE ARE NEVER GOING TO AN SNL AFTER PARTY OR ANYWHERE LIKE THAT TOGETHER IF PETE DAVIDSON IS GONNA BE THERE!!!

Lollllll oh my God… is he still with that other girlfriend?! I don’t even know! His gossip is so confusing…

He doesn’t even have instagram, how do you know about any of his gossip?

I don’t know… 🤷‍♀️ algorithms and fan theories? General celebrity gossip channels reporting on blind items…

Blind items. So none of it is true.

Or… ALL OF IT is true?!

You think blind items are all true?

LOL… no, but… maybe a small percentage of them are actually true?

I think… zero percent of them are actually true.

Why do you think that?

Because it’s too ridiculous.

Oh… okay…

You’re not even focusing on this conversation right now, you’re still watching Pete Davidson!!! 😤

LOL…. I’m multi-tasking!!!

LOL… I didn’t know much about his story actually, this interview is kinda interesting…

See?!?!? He’s objectively FUNNY…

Okay?! But can you just… listen to the interview instead of watching it?!

He’s not sexy to me the same way that YOU’RE SEXY…

Really?! Is that the Truth?!

Yesssssssss… he’s not even sexy! I just said he’s not bad looking…

You’re not saying “of course” —

What do you mean?

Usually, when you really mean something, you’ll say “of course!” — I was expecting you to say “OF COURSE he’s not as sexy as YOU… my HUSBAND…” — ?!?!?!?!

Why are we arguing about Pete DAVIDSON?!?!?!? YOU’RE BEING WEIRD! WHEN IT WASN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRD TO START OFF WITH! YOU’RE BEING AS WEIRD AS YOU GET WHEN I AM LIKING FELIX FROM STRAY KIDS OR THE WI WI WI GUY FROM SQUID GAMES, THE DETECTIVE DUDE — YOU’RE BEING REALLY,  REALLY WEIRD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Jimin? Is Pete Davidson in the same category as Jimin?! 🤔

Excuse me, I just need to walk into another room to not laugh in your face.

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(Hears distant laughing and cackling)

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Okay I’m back.

Baby… OF COURSE none of them compare to YOU… (reaching over for a hug and kiss)…

No!!!!!!! I can’t believe it in this context!!! Oh my God!!! We are NEVER going to be in the same room as Pete Davidson!!! Never!!!

Oh geez… well OF course I wouldn’t be. But what if you see him at the Met Gala or something!?!?

(Sigh) if I see him at the Met Gala… I’ll still be polite. But I’m not gonna be his “bro” or take SELFIES with him?!

Awww why not? That would make me so happy to see that you two are getting along…

It’s not happening! I don’t like that guy! And I don’t like that you like him! Even as a delulu fan who doesn’t even know the real him. I’m never gonna be friends with Pete Davidson!

Okay… well… fictionally, you’re saying that. And non-fictionally, I’m still his fan… platonically? A platonic friend fan? And I genuinely appreciate his comedy.

I’m not a fan of any female comedians like this.

Really? What about Anjelah Johnson? Olivia Munn?

Who?!

I think they’d be your type! I think they’d be your Pete Davidson equivalent… they’re very pretty……

(Looks them up) okay they’re not as pretty as you, my love… (actually listening to the jokes) lol… okay yeah they’re funny…

Right?!?!?!?! And imagine if I had a fit, “you’re not allowed on the red carpet with either of them!!!”

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Finally, you’re getting it from MY perspective?!??!?!

These ladies are MARRIED! Olivia Munn is married to John Mulaney, I’m not going anywhere near her on a red carpet!!!

Yeah okay… but don’t discriminate Pete just because he’s unmarried?! Imagine if people do that to you?!

They DO already do that to me!!!

Oh… hehe… 😅 well… it’s not for too much longer for us now baby…

I’m still looking forward to OUR WEDDING more than I’d ever look forward to seeing Pete Davidson on a red carpet or at a celebrity event after party or anything like that.

😏 That’s what I like to hear…

And you’ll hold my hand. You won’t let go of it during the whole party. But I get to be there and you get to be with me and we get to say hi to Pete Davidson if he’s welcoming.

(Sigh) I don’t really think he’s on brand for me. There’s no reason for us to mingle with him.

Okay fine. I’ll never meet him in my whole life because there’s no reason to meet him anyway. Is that alright?

Yes, much better.

LOL… okay fine…

?! I don’t think you’re fine…

I didn’t say I was fine. I just said okay fine.

What does that mean?

It means I’m kind of getting sick of this conversation and I’m trying to find a way to get out of it…

LOL. Okay so let’s just stop. Stop talking about Pete Davidson.

LOL… okay… I’m stopping…

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