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Mr Popular

You surpassed your other bro… on instagram?

Nah, they’re just bots πŸ€–

But even with bots, your number is the largest? Why?

I can’t remember why the staff decided to do that…

You’re LYING. You remember everything! That’s not a believable alibi for you to say at all! I can get away with saying “I don’t remember,” — you can’t!!!

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

What’s going on? Why are instagram follower counts making you guys kinda nervous or something?

It’s not making us that nervous… but there’s talks about spending time on other apps…

Oh… 小紅書?

Is it good? Have you used it?

I haven’t used it, I do know some friends who use it…

Chinese friends?

Actually Taiwanese friends…

Your Taiwanese friends even use Little Red Book?!

Not ALL of them — some of them have mentioned it before, yes… just casually… it’s just casual entertainment, I don’t really know how often they use it…

What else did they say about it?

I didn’t pay that much attention. They showed me on their phone what their screen looks like and I guess they preferred that user interface? I didn’t really care, it wasn’t a big deal. It didn’t make me go “oohhh I wanna download another app” — I really couldn’t be bothered! 🫠

Would you use it if I’m on there?

I don’t even use Tik Tok that much anymore these days and you’re still on there?! I can’t be bothered, honestly. I am not personally vibing with Little Red Book. I just know some Taiwanese friends and okay one Aussie friend who happens to have a Chinese boyfriend also uses it. That’s it?! We barely reference that app in normal conversations. That’s been my experience.

(Nodding…) Interesting…

Is it?! πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

How would you feel if I’m on there?

I don’t really care? It’s for business? Your characters? You’re not starting a PERSONAL ACCOUNT hooking up with GROUPIES are you?!?!?!?! πŸ‘€ THEN WE’RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM!!! 😀😀😀

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Nooooo I’m not doing anything like that!!! It’s just marketing meetings, people are talking…

Yes my darling, and I’ve worked in marketing too. My title was literally “Digital Brand Manager” — I can see all their business logic.

πŸ˜… I just want to make music. I don’t really give a shit about any of this…

It’s okay dear. Focus on your music. If your staff are nudging you and your bros to get on there… honestly my vision is a lot of dollar signs πŸ€‘πŸ’°πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ I can see why your staff are feeling eager… it’s a higher return on investment? For y’all to just, repurpose the content anyway? It’s low effort, high returns… it makes sense… πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Hmm… interesting…

No it’s not. You hate this stuff, the business side of things. It’s not in your nature to care about it.

Yes but I find it interesting that YOUR mind is so good at it!!! I just wanna give u a big huggggggg πŸ€—πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

(Kiss kiss) 😘😘😘❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️