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$5 Bet

LOL you’re really watching REAL football commentary? 😅

Yes… and I’m watching an interview with the Eagles coach…

So?

So I think I’m right… if I had to put $5 on it… and that’s my MAXIMUM — I don’t wanna put down any more than $5 real money… okay. My bet. Eagles. Objectively. This has nothing to do with Taylor Swift.

Phwaoorrrrr lolllll 🤣

Yeah… I don’t wannna go into too many reasons…

But the interview with the Eagles coach convinced you? Have you watched the interview with the Chiefs coach?

Not yet…

Well… maybe you should do that too? To be fair?

I’ve seen his other interviews. I haven’t seen recent interviews…

And just based on that you would bet $5 that Eagles will win?

Ummm there’s GUYS on ESPN right now that are agreeing with me! “Eagles defensive line” bla bla bla, they’re justifying these predictions…

I’m hearing people say Chiefs for sure. 3-peat. Patrick Mahomes…

PATRICK MAHOMES IS A NEPO BABY.

Lolllll what?!?!

I don’t think… I don’t think nepo babies can achieve 3-peat… I’m sorry! I’ll believe it when I see it…

I feel like of all industries nepo babies do not have that much of an advantage in professional sports? They still have to work fuckin hard every fuckin day at that level…

I don’t know baby. I can’t shake off this intuitive feeling… I’m not feeling it. I’m telling u now, my bet, $5 on Eagles. That’s it. Maybe I’ll lose $5 — I’m okay with it.

Am I allowed to bet $5 on Chiefs?

Mmm… you’re allowed to bet $50 — maximum.

Not $500?

No!!! Do you really wanna give THAT MUCH MONEY TO GAMBLING COMPANIES?!?! $50 MAXIMUM. That’s my final decision as your WIFE.

Okay baby… can I just bet $50 on Eagles and $50 on Chiefs?

No?!?!?!?!

Why not?!

Then you might as well not bet at all! Pick ONE — maximum $50 — or none at all and sit down and just watch it and enjoy the Kendrick half-time show.

Okay… I’m gonna go $50 USD with Chiefs 🤣

Okay… and I’m betting $5 AUD — on Eagles!

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