Do you want me to get any upgrades? I’m turning 40 this year…
And I’m turning 37. I don’t want you to get any upgrades…
Are you sure?! No botox? No fillers? Are you SURE?!
I’m 100% sure I don’t want you to do any of that stuff. If I wanted a woman who did all that stuff I can just walk downstairs in our company building and find one right now.
(Sigh) but I might want it… a little bit… for myself… later on… I think we’ve had this conversation already…
And every time we have this conversation I’m going to tell you I DON’T want you to get ANY of THAT STUFF done! I really want you to stay as natural as possible…
But what if I just want some “touch ups” — I need that to see myself in the mirror and feel my confidence about myself again…
(Sigh)… small, subtle touch-ups… SUBTLE being the keyword. I don’t want any drastic changes. Don’t ruin something that’s already perfect.
(Sigh)…
You’re upset, my love? Did I upset you?
Well… what if I want like, fat freezing as well?
Fat freezing?!
Is it called fat freezing or fat burning? They get a machine and put it over your belly fat and it does something, I’m not totally sure, but it’s not liposuction, it’s still supposed to be technically non-invasive…
Anything non-invasive is fine. I don’t want you to do anything invasive. Trust me, you don’t want to go through that. No. Never for you. I won’t allow it. I’m putting my foot down as a husband. It’s not for you.
Okay…? Anyway… I’m curious to try it but my sister-in-law said she saw on TV another celebrity came out and said she suffered really bad side effects and I shouldn’t do it…
Well if there’s potentially really bad side effects?! Then I have to agree with sis-in-law, don’t do it!
Sigh. But my belly never goes flat… I walk a lot. I exercise. Even when I do so much yoga I always still have this belly…
I love your belly. Don’t ever get rid of it.
(Hummph!)
Are you mad that I love your belly?!
No… it’s just… I don’t know, I want a consultation at least. Whatever that celebrity went through, it wasn’t with the clinics in Australia. It was something that happened in America. I just want a consultation with a clinic in Australia and hear what they have to say about the potential side effects. Can I at least do that?
Okay… how much does this cost anyway?
I don’t know, it depends. I think they sell it in packages of like $600 or something like that? If I do it once… probably would want to repeat again. Every 1 or 2 years…?
(Shrugs shoulders) as long as it’s safe and you’re not suffering any side effects…
I’ll see what they say in the consultation… I’m not saying I’m definitely getting it… I’m just thinking about it…
Okay but…
But what?
I think I can help you with your belly naturally.
How?
We just make love MORE. I’ll massage your belly as foreplay 😈 I’ll be your “body sculptor” — (licking his lips)
Oh… hmm… I don’t know how many calories that’s actually gonna burn…
A lot!!! I think it will burn A LOT OF CALORIES 🔥🔥🔥 I THINK WE CAN BURN THE FAT NATURALLY!!! ALL DAY!!! ANY DAY!!! 😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥💋💋💋😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰💕🥰😈🥰💕
LOL… okay.. we’re ending this conversation right here… 😘❤️
