How many subscribers do you now have to the blog?
Taylor Swift’s lucky number.
Thirteen?
Yes.
Since when? When did you last check?
Maybe a couple days ago? (Waves to new readers) Hello 👋 😊
Do you have any idea who they are or might be?
My theory remains that they are bots… at this low of a number… I may have triggered certain keywords or something and somebody’s PR tracking bot is following me in case I say anything?! That’s all that I’m assuming with a follower count of 13… 🤷♀️
You don’t think they’re real people?
I have no idea… and this isn’t the kind of thing I can muscle test. It’s just too random, how would I know for sure? I don’t 🤷♀️
Your blog is growing…
From 7 to 13 subscribers?! That’s not much… LOL… 😅
But it’s not stagnant, it’s growing…
Meh, I’ve been through this with Tik Tok… 🤷♀️ I don’t think it’s a big deal until I’ve reached… a million?
A million readers?
Yeah… then I would probably re-think about what I’m writing more seriously? Ask for a literary agent, MAYBE…?! 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
What does an agent do?
They get to help me negotiate whatever… you know, I haven’t even worked closely in the publishing industry for decades now. But I’m assuming there’s now a lot to negotiate with things like conversions to eBooks, audio books, etc… how will the book be marketed? Social media? What commitments would I be agreeing to in a book tour? If it comes to that? A lot to negotiate before signing a contract, right?
Oh…. hmm… 🤔….
I have 13 followers, babe… we can relax 😅
