Hubby: Ahh… my wife is… she manages to make me a little sore… but it’s a good kind of sore, you know?
Bro 1: Woaaahohohoho… what did you two do?!?!?!?!
Hubby: LOL I’m not telling you guys any details!!!
Bro 2: That’s a good woman. When she makes you feel that way… don’t ever lose her!
Hubby: I know… she’s the BEST… I love her so much…
Bro 3: You guys do realise women will age one day? It won’t always be about what’s happening in bed?
Hubby: In the bed… in the kitchen… in the living room… laundry…
Bro 1: Do not mention public spaces. Please DO NOT mention public spaces. That’s GROSS. And the paparazzi will have a field day.
Hubby: (Blushing at his own thoughts)… no… no “public” spaces… technically…
Bro 2: WTF does that mean?
Bro 3: I don’t think we want to know.
Hubby: Anyway, do you guys wanna be at our wedding? Do you wanna be my Best Men?
Bro 1: Does your wife have any other single friends?
Hubby: Actually I haven’t asked her about stuff like that…
Bro 2: Ask her for us, please. Then maybe we’ll say yes to being your groomsmen.
Bro 3: The answer is yes. They’re just teasing. Don’t worry about it. Of course she’ll have single friends, that’s what Bridesmaids have to be as well!!!
Bro 1: Ummm these days, not necessarily?!
Bro 2: Oh yeah I don’t think people follow those rules these days. Her Bridesmaids could be taken or even married…
Hubby: ANYWAY. Sure, I can go find out for you. I just wanted to explain that I’m a little sore today so I’m gonna take it easy during rehearsals, but it’s not like I’m slacking off, okay?
Bro 3: Sure… that’s fine… we get it… 😂
(MORE JOKES AND MEN SAYING MEN’S SHIT TO EACH OTHER WHATEVER IT IS…)
(Without revealing too many other details)…
(Hubby is happy and content inside… even a little more relaxed and trusting of his closest friends…)
🥰❤️
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