About the GREEN EYED BOY…
Okay you know what? He kinda looks like Joe Alwyn…
In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if he morphed himself into Joe Alwyn, made up a whole public storyline about being British and then genuinely dated Taylor motherfucking Swift for 6 years. I wouldn’t put it past him to do that, he was always just as good of an actor as he was a singer and dancer…
LOL wtf…. 😅
Yeah… right? Maybe he got rid of the fake tan. Joe Alwyn isn’t tanned at all. Maybe he’s been wearing light blue contacts this whole time?! He’s definitely a millennial. Born the same year as me… 🤷♀️
I think… Joe Alwyn is genuinely Joe Alwyn…
Okay. Fine. But yeah — that look — sort of… yeah?! Joe Alwyn could be his distant cousin from England. Yeah. He seems like a Joe Alwyn kind of Aussie guy… with fake tan and green eyes…
😅😅😅 okay… wow… I guess even in high school, I can see how you would’ve had a crush on him… but he didn’t make any other moves? I find that hard to believe.
Would I have fictiotiously crossed paths with him again at one of the poplar kids’ parties?! I don’t know, maybe? But I rarely even went to those parties.
Would he have been able to get my number? Did I even have a mobile phone?! For the sake of this blog let’s just say no, I didn’t even have a mobile phone in the late 90s so he didn’t get my number or my landline where he’d have to go through my parents. It was nothing like that.
Is it possible he found me on the messenger named “ICQ” back then?!?!?! In the late 90s??!?!?! (So much millennial nostalgia!!!) 🤭🤭🤭 for the fictional narrative, let’s just say yes. Sure. He found me on ICQ, okay?!?! It was the late-90s. Yes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I totally forgot about ICQ…
We’re not gonna go into details about what millennial teenagers were doing on ICQ 🤣
LOL……..
Anyway even if he did that. Nothing actually happened. It would’ve been a few chats and then… just dissipated… no other real life meet ups…
I think I probably said something along the lines of — by year 12 — “Mum says I have to focus on year 12 this year. I can’t chat on ICQ anymore” — something along those lines.
That’s it?!
The whole thing is FICTION!!! YES THAT’S IT!!!
😏…… I love you ❤️
I love you too!!! ❤️
