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Press Conferencesssssss

Press Conferencesssssss

What is it, darling?!

I’m worried about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce…

Why?!?!

I feel like… the reporters are doing too much…

What are they doing?!

I’m not even that dedicated of a Chiefs fan myself — I don’t understand much about American football — literally only started following since last year because of Taylor Swift — and even I’M feeling like, “Maybe this is TOO MANY QUESTIONS about TAYLOR SWIFT?!?!?!?!?!?!”

(Chuckles)

He’s a good sport… the man is a SAINT… I mean — the way he’s handling these questions… it just makes me cringe, though! I’m cringing because of the reporters — HOW CAN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK!?!?!?!?!? — That’s what I’m feeling about it…

(Chuckles) I think… they’re gonna be fine…

I know… but it’s also an energetic thing… sometimes, when you talk about something TOO MUCH — people start sending you the “Evil Eye” — that’s always troubling…

Hmm… don’t you think Tay Tay will be able to protect him with her TayVooDoo?!

I don’t know… I mean, she didn’t win any awards at the Grammy’s this year… maybe TayVooDoo is fading? Or she doesn’t care enough anymore to conjure it?! Even protection magick takes ENERGY to maintain, you know?!

(Smiling, nodding)… I guess so…?

I don’t think she can be bothered anymore… I feel like her energies are just going with the flow. Maybe they’ll win? Maybe they won’t?! I think she genuinely doesn’t mind either way… but she’s gonna be there to support her man. It’s just the MEDIA NARRATIVES — ALL HELL BREAKING LOOSE AMONGST THE DEDICATED FOOTBALL FANS IF HE LOSES — what the f……………………

Hmm… you think he has that much pressure to win?!

It’s like the David Beckham documentary. That’s what I keep thinking about… if he loses — it’s gonna be the biggest pile on with social media trolls… it’s gonna be HELL………………… If he wins, they have nothing to say. If he loses… (sigh)………………… I’m worried there’s even going to be riots… :S

You think?!?! You think Americans will riot out in the streets because of a FOOTBALL game?!?!?

Umm… I wouldn’t put it past them…………………. (shy chuckles)…………

Why do you think this is happening?!

(Sigh)… Three-peat SOUNDS AMAAAAAZING — but it’s fuckin’ hard to achieve!!! I still think it’s possible — some people are giving Tay Tay and Travvy the Evil Eye — I just think there’s haters out there. There would be… I don’t know. I’m just worried…

I don’t think you have anything to worry about. I think they’ve both got pretty thick skin.

I think it’s actually not what people are expecting with their Evil Eye energies…

What do you mean?

I think that Travis — in my mind, my imagination, okay? — In my mind, I see him as a guy who is like, “Actually — I can’t wait to finish this season and spend time with Taylor.” — Like he’s actually kinda over it?! He’s over being famous? He’s over being a super-star?! MAYBE I’M PROJECTING — okay?!

So then in MY mind — Travis is like, on the one hand: Three-Peat — all that “glory” — on the other hand… “If we lose… if I get made redundant and nudged towards retirement… THAT’S WAY MORE TIME TO SPEND WITH TAYLOR!!!!!!!”

(LOLOLOLOLOL) I get what you’re saying. Travis is feeling like ME. Like — Cancelled?!?! BRING IT ON!!! I DARE EVERYONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO DO IT!!! IT MEANS MORE TIME FOR ME AND MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesssssssss!!! Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I think maybe a part of him subconsciously is genuinely feeling that. And Taylor too?! Maybe?! Who knows?!?!?!?! BUT — he’s also a LIBRA — He can still also see the other side — he’s doing this for his TEAM. For KANSAS CITY. It’s about something MORE than HIM. And he’s still gonna GIVE IT HIS ALL.

Yeah, it’s not just about sticking with the contract, he’s not quiet quitting. He’s still got passion for the actual game and winning.

Yeahhhh… BUT — butttt — BUTTTTTT — if they LOSE?!?!?!? If they LOSE?!?!?!?! — OH THE NARRATIVES THEY WILL WEAVE AND PROJECT ONTO HIM!!!!!!!

IF… THEY… LOSE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

How bad could it get?!?!?!

I don’t know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Americans scare me sometimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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