Hubby: Dude… do you know… my wife… has walked on FIRE…?!! — Can ANY of us say that about OURSELVES??!?!?
Bro 1: Ummm… what do you mean, “walked on fire”….?
Hubby: I mean, she’s LITERALLY — WALKED — ON FIRE!!! SHE’S A “FIRE-WALKER”!!!!
Bro 2: I think he’s just being dramatic… (as usual)…
Hubby: (Takes out laptop) — LOOK! FIRE-WALKING! STARTED BY TONY ROBBINS IN AMERICA. MY WIFE’S DONE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro 1: Oh… okay… what’s that? (Another YouTube video — people getting blisters from Fire-Walking)
Hubby: (Taps on the video)…
Video:
“I REGRET the (fictional) Tony Robbins fire-walking!!! I want my money back!!! I got blisters all over my feet!!!”
Bro 2: Ugh… this doesn’t sound safe…..
Hubby: No, no, no, those are rare instances!!! Come on — whoever that is — they made that video for clout!!! There’s so many more positive testimonials than negative!!!
Bro 1: Umm… when do you think we’ll have time to fit this in?
Bro 2: We don’t!!! — I’m not doing this.
Bro 1: Ugh… okay yeah, I’m kind of curious… I’ll go with you…
Hubby: You will?
Bro 2: I’m not going.
Bro 1: Okay, you don’t have to go. We’ll squeeze it in.
Hubby: Yay!!! (Like a little kid…) (Soooo happy!!!)
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