It’s really happening?
What’s really happening?
Took you long enough.
What took me long enough? Baby, I love you, but you’re really confusing me right now.
You’re finally going through your Millennial Mid-Life Crisis. Me and all the mutual friends, we’ve already been through it. We’re at where we are, now, in 2025. We got through it. I’m studying cybersecurity. That’s my new thing. What’s going on with you?! You really want to quit everything, move back to Australia and become a music teacher?!?!
I might not have a choice, Babe… your last post WASN’T FICTION — it was too fucking REAL for me…
What………….
It’s very real… everything you said about the “new and shiny” — it’s so true!
It’s NOT true. Come on…
You’re just in denial now. You hit the nail on the head. That’s exactly what is happening with me and my bros… maybe there’s no official press releases yet. Maybe it’ll seem like it’s happening by the end of 2026? 2027? But soon, and yes, eventually — it’s all unravelling.
Hmmm…. so you really are interested in becoming a music teacher one day?
Well — You’re gonna get into uni for cyber security. Why don’t I get into uni for teaching? We can go hang out at the library together — live out our “uni students” phase that we never got to truly share!
We shared it for a few days. You went to class with me for a few days, back in Melbourne…
That was only for a few days. I want to do that with you for the next few years! When I get my uni degree in teaching.
Ummm… I don’t think people even “hang out” at libraries anymore. Aren’t they all going digital?!?!
It doesn’t matter. We’ll share our NEW uni experiences together. It’ll be our NEW CHAPTER! I’m so looking forward to it.
But you can make money in other ways — you have SO MANY industry contacts now. You can still find other projects to work on.
I don’t want the fame anymore. I’m sick of it. I’m done.
I think you’re only saying that today because you’re in a weird mood or something… I don’t think these thoughts will last for that long…
Ohhh… I am very clear in my thoughts and intentions right now… how did you even find out about that school for expelled boys? You haven’t fully explained it…
Ugh… I gotta go to work soon… it’s gonna be another… “shocker” —
(Chuckling) What is it?!?!?! Tell me the story!!! PLEASE!!!
Well… I met a teacher from one of those schools once, that’s how I found out about it… otherwise, yeah. Why would I know about it? No — none of the mutual friends or any other friends would have sons who would’ve gotten expelled… everybody in our network has extremely well-behaved kids…
So… how did you meet her? That teacher?
Okay… well… (brace yourself)… I met her through… fire… walking…?
… … … Did I read that correctly?
(Chuckles) Let me check on google —
Firewalking is the act of walking barefoot over hot coals or stones. It’s a traditional ritual that’s been practiced in many cultures around the world for centuries.
Yeah. I did that. I went to an event. She was there. We met. We became… acquaintance friends.
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOL) — I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!!!!! SHE’S ALWAYS SO FUNNY AND INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay. I gotta go get ready for work! We’ll talk more about your MILLENNIAL MID-LIFE CRISIS later…!!!!
Message me during work breaks?
Maybe… I don’t know yet… MAYBE…
Love you!!!
Love you too!!! xoxoxoxoxoxox
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