What are you watching…?
I’m watching Emma Chamberlain’s podcast interview with Kendall Jenner — it was out like, 12 days ago? Only just stumbled upon it today…
You’re YouTube algorithm suggested it?
Yeah… I guess so? After a few refreshes…
Oh?
Yeah? Is it just me? When I first open up YouTube these days — actually it gives me… YOU!!! (LOL) — And then I just refresh a few times and then I get to other celebrities in the suggestions…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……………..
Yeah… I think Google thinks I’m obsessed with you…
(LOLOLOLOLOLOL)…
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(I’m watching their conversation)…
(Chuckles)
What’s so funny?
What do you like about their conversation? Do you think you could be friends with them?
Hmmm… I think they’re both a little younger than me… but… I can kinda relate to what they’re talking about… (LOL)
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Do you think they just kind of talk like — like they kind of remind you of some of your co-workers?
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)………….
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Maybe it’s a Zillennial thing?! They’re not Gen Z — they’re not Millennials… it’s very “Zillennial” — ?!?!?!
(He’s laughing but he doesn’t want me to type out the usual “hahahaha” or “LOL”)…. I’m chuckling… it’s just a small chuckle…
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(Sigh) I don’t know, I still have a question for Kendall that I haven’t seen her answer anywhere…
What question?
Well it was on the internet — it was on Tik Tok? — Something like that — the paparazzi took photos of her and Hailey Bieber allegedly parking in a handicapped person’s parking spot…
Oh…?
They never explained it?! They never apologized?!?!?! I haven’t seen an apology… I don’t know if it was put up on a temporary story?! I just don’t understand why she would do that. Before that — Kendall was my favourite! But then — I don’t know, the handicap parking just feels like a let down…
She fell from grace, in your eyes…
Yes… because… WHY would you park in a handicap person’s parking spot!?!?! When you’re CLEARLY not handicapped!
I’m not sure if you’re even using the most politically correct term…
Okay, I’m not sure either… disabled? I don’t know… but anyways…
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What are you thinking now while you’re watching…?
I think… Emma is a good friend for Kendall… I don’t know, the whole Hailey Bieber/Selena Gomez drama was a lot… and I like Emma with Kendall… maybe it is a rebranding strategy?! But I don’t mind it…
(Chuckles)
What??!?!
You think it’s just a rebranding strategy, it’s not genuine friendship?
I’m not sure… it could be both? It could genuinely be both? It sort of makes sense…
Sort of…?
I don’t know either of them enough — I don’t follow either of them THAT closely — but them coming together to have a friendly chat — it’s not bad…
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(Chuckles)
Why are you LAUGHING?!?!?!
I think… they talk… like YOU… and YOUR FRIENDS!!! Not only the co-worker friends!!! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
What?!?!?! I’m not a Zillennial!!!
I know — but they talk like YOU — away from the blog. When you’re YOU with YOUR FRIENDS and just HANGING OUT — (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)… (This is so amusing to him for some reason)…
(Puzzled expression) Do we talk like this?!?!!? Is this how me and my friends talk?!?!?!
(CACKLING AND NODDING AND HYSTERICALLY GIGGLING)
Is it that funny?!?!?!?!?! (Puzzled)
(STILL HYSTERICALLY GIGGLING — THE MORE THEY TALK — THE MORE HE FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!!!)
Okay…?!?!?!?!!?!! Do you think we’d be good friends in real life?!?!?!
(Deep breaths, calming down from the laughs)… Yes… I think so… in real life — I think you and Kendall, especially, would both be a little stand-off-ish towards each other at first but then gradually if you see each other at more and more events — she’ll be like your other Scorpio co-worker friend. You’ll be like, “Hey! We actually totally get each other!” — There’s just this Scorpio-Virgo bestie vibe that you two will have…
Her mother is also a Scorpio…
(Chuckling) Don’t you think you’d get along with her too?!?!?!
(Sigh)… Yeah… I mean — She’s the Matriarch. — I’m still going to ask her “WHY did Kendall allegedly park in the DISABLED PERSON’S PARKING SPOT?!?!!?!”
(Laughing)
I need to get to the bottom of this!!! WHY DID SHE DO THAT?!?!?!!? — Allegedly — ??!?!?!!?
That’s the ONLY reason you’re not “loud and proud” as her “fan” — ?
Hmmm…. well… I feel like I keep repeating myself but before that moment, Kendall in my eyes, it was almost as if she could do no wrong. She was so much more “nicer” compared to the dramas her older sisters and even Kylie had gone through…
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(He’s still laughing as they’re talking more)…
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Okay my love — maybe YOU should just watch Emma and Kendall when you miss me, then!?!!? If they’re making you LAUGH so much, reminding you of… me?!?!?!
(Laughing/giggling/giddy!!!)
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO YOU!?!??!!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA………………….
(Sigh) Okay anyway…
Have you tried 818 tequila?
No… I haven’t… I don’t think we can even get it in Australia? Normally?
Oh?!?!?! (Did NOT know THAT)…
Yeah… I mean… maybe some hotels… but not just at a random bar or tavern… not at a local bottle shop? I don’t think…?! (Shrugs shoulders)…
Interesting…
Is it, though?! There’s been YouTubers reviewing it and making funny faces saying it’s shit…
(Shaking his head)…
Anyway… I’m not like… a tequila “must try” kinda girlie… so… it’s okay… I still prefer Kylie Cosmetics and Kylie Skin, I don’t really need to try Kendall’s tequila…
What if she had a mocktail range? Or non-alcoholic beers? Stuff like that?
(LOL) I highly doubt Kendall Jenner would come out with non-alcoholic beers if they cause BLOATING…
(Chuckles)
But a mocktails range? How would that even be presented? I don’t know — I don’t mind, whatever. I mean, if I can just try 818 at a random bar in Australia, sure, I’ll try it at least once… but I’m not going out of my way to order it from her website or however else you’d have to try and get it into Australia…
(Nodding) Okay… not a big deal…
Yeah… it’s not a big deal…
You’ve finished watching now?
Yeah… it was alright…
(Smiles) — That was just “alright” — ?
Yeah? (Shrugs shoulders)
You’re so cute…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…
I love you…
I love you too!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxxx
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