Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe… do you have any ideas for other artist collabs? For me and my bros?

Hmm… Western artists?

Yeah…

Hmmm… I’m thinking… I mean… Charlie XCX seems fun?

Carlie XCX…? I’m not sure if she’s our genre… it wouldn’t make that much sense to our fans…

You’re not allowed to have a lady jump around on stage in her underwear and a jacket and make that work for your music?!?!?!

(Chuckles)… (Shaking his head)… (I WISH!!!)… It’s… probably not happening…

(LOLOLOLOLOLOL)

Okay… let me think…

What about Kendrick? The Bros LOVE Kendrick —

Baby — everybody loves Kendrick right now. Dude seems booked and busy. He’s even doing Super Bowl next week! Oh — that reminds me — I still haven’t decided if I’m going to skip class just to watch the Super Bowl…

YOU’RE GONNA SKIP CLASS JUST TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL!?!?!?!

I’m tempted… I haven’t decided yet… but I’m really, really tempted right now…

(LOL)

Okay… umm… so if you can’t collab with Charlie XCX, can you collab with Troye Sivan?

You know what — it would probably be easier for us to get Timothee Chalamet featured in a music video than collab with Troye Sivan…

That doesn’t sound very easy…

I know, right?!?! Timothee wouldn’t star in our music video! And Troye is… well… the staff wouldn’t like it…

The Staff?!?!?!

The “culture” — it’s not ready yet…

Are you sure?!!?! I’m gonna ask GOOGLE…

It’s not something Google can just answer that simply…

Okay? Well — IN MY IDEAL FICTIONAL BLOG — Y’all are ready to collab with Troye Sivan. Even if not all the bros — at least the Aussie and British bros. Wouldn’t that make sense?!?!?!

Hmm… I don’t know… I’ll have to ask them… do you have any other ideas?

Well if you’re not ready for Charlie XCX or Troye Sivan, I’m pretty reluctant to even mention Chappell Roan —

(Sigh)… (Shaking his head)…

Okay?!?!?! Well — THOSE ARE THE MOST INTERESTING ARTISTS IN WESTERN MUSIC RIGHT NOW — IN MY OPINION!!!

(Sigh) Anyone else…?

Hmm… Olivia Rodrigo?

Oh? You like Olivia?

Yeah — isn’t she a Disney Kid?

Hmm… (Googles)… yes…?

I would’ve mentioned Sabrina Carpenter too but I’m 100% certain she’s “too sexual” if the staff don’t even want Charlie XCX on stage with your bros!

(Thinking about)… Olivia… she has a boyfriend?

YES. A very public one. She’s TAKEN. She’s seemingly happy in her relationship… she’s PRETTY. She’s NICE. She’s a good “role model” — ? She’s been to the White House when it was Joe Biden!?!??! And she’s still like SOOOOOOO PRETTY even for “Asian” standards!

Hmmm… I’ll pencil her into the “What if’s” Wish List — She might just say, “Who are THOSE guys?!?!!” — We’re not THAT popular… (LOL)

Okay…?

Anyone else?

(Sigh)… I’m really thinking about this… umm… would Billie and Finneas make sense?

Billie and Finneas?

Billie Eilish and her brother Finneas.

Oh? Siblings…?

Yeah… I mean… they’re very creative — I’ve watched ALL their Apple Music interviews and other extra content — whatever they’ve done, I’ve watched it… (Giggles)…

WHAT?!?!

Dude I’m going to her CONCERT in TWO WEEKS!!! Omg I’m so excited!!!

Oohhh… you do really like Billie…

Yes… I do…….. I might even be more of a secret Billie Eilish fan than a Swiftie… (oops!)

(Wide-eyed… shocked but also not shocked because she’s always surprising him!!!)

Just because I’m not LOUDLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA about it doesn’t mean that I don’t have a DEEP LOVE for Billie Eilish — and an extended platonic love by association — for Finneas!

Why do they have different last names if they’re siblings?

Ugh — Just ask Google.

Okay… (reads the explanation)… ahh… I see… okay, I’m adding them to the list of maybe’s — we have to ask — they could obviously say no. — Again, we’re not THAT popular… (LOL)

Uhuh… okay… well…

Cynthia Erivo?

Are you just listing artists that you saw last night at the awards show?! I don’t think she suits your GENRE?!!??!

(Chuckles) Yes actually I sat through the full show with the bros — we were “studying” — for collab potentials… and just inspiration in general…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

It’s funny that… we still look to America for a lot of inspiration…

Yeah… I guess so… it’s not like you and your bros will sit around watching the ARIAS of Australia…

(Chuckles)… probably not…

But you know who I like that is an Australian artist?

Who?

Peace PRC.

… (Googling because he has no idea who this is)… … … … she has pink hair…

Yes… I like her… also she is openly gay.

(Sigh)

WHAT?!?!?!!

We’re going in circles…

Have you LISTENED to her VOICE?!?!?!?!? She’s REALLY GOOD.

… oh…? Well — for my own listening — personal enjoyment, I can go look her up and listen to her music… but… I don’t know if we’ll do a public collab with her…

Y’ALL ARE WILLING TO DO A PUBLIC COLLAB WITH FICTIONAL POST MALONE WHO SINGS ABOUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND WHORING AROUND TOWN BUT YOU CAN’T JUST IMMEDIATELY SAY “YES” WITHOUT STAFF APPROVAL FOR A COLLAB WITH A “QUEER” ARTIST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!

Mmm… you make it sound…

IT IS HOW IT SOUNDS… and seems…

You’ve never even visited my country, you don’t really know what you’re talking about…

Okay fine. I don’t know…

Anyone ELSE?!?!!??!

(Sigh) I’m sorry — I seem to just enjoy QUEER ARTISTS lately because the other person who comes to mind — is G-FLIP — who is also another openly gay Aussie artist!!!

(LOLOLOLOLOL)…

Right?!?!!? Like why are they ALL on MY radar?!?!?!?!?! It wasn’t even intentional! I just find them the most interesting to listen to right now!!! Outside of my usual Taylor Swift TTPD listening…

(Sigh) Is there… ANYONE ELSE?!?!?!?!?!

I don’t know, babe… maybe I’m just not your target audience… certainly not the staff’s target audience… just go with whoever they suggest… I’m not here to dictate that much for you and your bros… it’s not my place. I just got excited about fictional Post Malone… that’s it… I don’t have many other suggestions…

I feel like there should be… just even a few more?

UGH… (Thinking)…

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Avril Lavigne?

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Emininem

Dua Lipa

Rihanna

Ed Sheeran — OBVIOUSLY —

I think that’s it?

(Chuckles) Did you just look up a “Top 100 Artists” list to compile that…?

(LOL) Yes… I really ran out of ideas and then I just scrolled down the list and was like, “Oh yeah, those artists!”

Dua Lipa… does she have a boyfriend?

There are RUMOURS but… who knows for sure… (shrugs shoulders)…

Hmmm…

Would that be controversial?

Not exactly… She’s a “foreigner”…

I don’t know why I have this Vision of her being like… “Forbidden Fruit” — the sexy lady — you and your bros can’t touch!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH…..

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What if I have my shirt off? In this hypothetical scenario fictional Dua Lipa miraculously said YES to a collab with me and my bros? And in the music video I have my shirt off… with her in the same scene? She might even… TOUCH ME…?!?!!?

(Giggles)… I don’t mind…

REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Giggles) — Sounds hot… (Laughing)….

Oohhhohohohohohohohohohhhhh…..

There’s only SO MUCH your staff would allow — right?!?!

(Giggles) Yeah… it won’t be that much… (LOLOLOLOLOL)

(Giggles)

You really don’t mind!?!? There’s not many other WAGS that would approve — if you approve, I’ll do it — I mean, with fictional Dua Lipa’s consent…

(LOLOLOLOLOL) — I don’t care!!! IT’S MUSIC. IT’S ART.

(Smiling)…!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kinda excited — but not for the reasons most people would assume)!!!

Dua Lipa’s probably REALLY BUSY… and if any other groups just miraculously collab with her… sometime this year? Next year?!?! That’s like… wow! What a coincidence that I wrote about it on this blog!!!

Yes — your blog is turning a crystal ball… FICTIONAL crystal ball…

If her only free time is when we’re planning to get married then you need to SCRAP THAT IDEA!!! We’re still getting married!!!!

Oh — right — yes, yes, for sure — we’ll say no to fictional Dua Lipa even if her free time clashes with our date nights.

Yeah. Good. Okay.

(Smiles) I love you…

I love you too! Good luck…! xoxoxoxoxoxox