Baby, are you watching today?
Yeah… but I’m also skipping through a lot…
(LOL) WHAT?!?!?! You can’t sit through the full awards show?!?! WHAT IF I BRING YOU ONE DAY?!?!?!
Well… then darling… that’ll be the ONE night I make an exception to my “maximum ONE glass of wine rule…” and I shall ENJOY MY FREE WINE provided by whoever is hosting those awards……….
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) Are you literally thinking this while they’re trying to do CHARITY FUNDRAISING with these AWARDS this year?!?!?!?!
(Giggling and chuckling) — NO — i’M NOT GIGGLING AT THE PEOPLE WHO LOST THEIR HOMES — I’m giggling about not caring about the HOST ENTITY — whoever the money purses actually are… you get what I mean?!
(Shrugs shoulders)
I’m also judging everyone’s fashion sense… who are their stylists?!?! WHAT HAPPENED??!!?
(Giggles)
Best dressed — in my opinion:
- Olivia Rodrigo
- Alicia Keys
- Taylor Swift – the “T” on the thigh was a nice touch, for sure. But overall the bodice didn’t feel that original… I think we’ve seen it before? (Meh?!)
Okay… Miss Picky… have you seen the part with Beyoncé yet?
YES! I’m so happy for her!!! But people on social media are already making fun of her wardrobe malfunction — that’s not nice.
Hmm… I don’t have any comments about people’s wardrobes. I care more about the music.
Okay — well I also want to add, that Jim Gaffigan is also another comedian that I like!
Oh?
Yes! I kinda forgot about him but when he appeared I was like, “Oh yeah! I like that comedian! He’s funny!!!”
(Smiles)
(Sigh) There’s so many ads…
What are you watching it on?
There’s an app in Australia called “Stan” and I have to watch it on that and I didn’t pay for the premium subscription so there’s SO MANY FUCKING ADS — I’m unsubscribing after I finish watching this show.
(LOL) Okay…?!
I like Chappell Roan’s “Pink Pony Club” performance — she moved me to tears 😥
REALLY?!?!?!
Yeah… she always does with her live performances. The passion she puts into her singing — I can FEEL it — it’s so moving. I love her live performances.
Oh… I didn’t know you felt that way about Chappell.
Well, darling, now you know.
(Smiles)
Ugh — WEEKEND — I’m gonna skip this.
(LOL) WHAT?!?! YOU DON’T LIKE THE WEEKEND!!??!!?
No!!! — You don’t have to add him to our Brisbane long drive playlist, I can tell you now — I don’t like him.
(LOL) Do I dare to ask… why?
I don’t know I just don’t particularly like his music. It doesn’t hit. Not for me. Sorry not sorry.
(Chuckles) Okay… now I have to go delete about 20 songs off the playlists I prepared…
(LOL)
Oooh… Shakira, I like Shakira!!!
You do?
(Nodding) YES! I LIKE SHAKIRA!!!
Okay… (Adds Shakira to the playlists)… What about Jennifer Lopez?
… … … Do I have to answer this honestly on the public blog?
OMG — (Goes to delete some jLo songs off the playlists)…
(Giggles)…
Do you like Cynthia Erivo?
I saw her Chicken Shop Date with Amelia!!!
Oh? What’s that?
Have you never watched Chicken Shop Date — are you serious?!?!?!
Okay, maybe I’ve heard of it — it sounds familiar — but I’m not sure — and maybe I’m getting confused with other chicken themed shows, I’m not sure. Can you just clarify for me? What is Chicken Shop Date with Amelia?!?!!
Chicken Shop Date with AMELIA DIMOLDENBERG. She usually does them around LONDON. And she’s SO FUNNY. And I saw the date with her and Cynthia Erivo!!!
Okay… we need to go into more detail about this another day — the Chicken Shop Dates — but — ugh, do you like Cynthia’s singing? Fly Me To The Moon?
… … … Do I have to answer this honestly on the public blog?
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
You know, I do like her. I loved her Chicken Shop Date with Amelia. Can we please just leave it at that for the public blog?
(LOLOLOLOLOLOL) — WTF?!?!?!?!?! — SHE’S A FUCKING BRILLIANT SINGER.
Okay great. You said that. I didn’t.
I’M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR BLOG. IF YOU WANT TO SAY IT, JUST SAY IT!
No… I just… some opinions I want to keep to myself, Babe…
Okay?! But you’re willing to own that you enjoyed her Chicken Shop Date?!?!?!
YES… And who is this blonde lady?!?! I’m skipping —
WHAT??!?!?! GIVE IT A CHANCE!!!
Okay fine — I’ll scroll up and “bold” the parts that need to be “bolded” while I’m still listening…
(LOLOLOLOLOL)
Oh — Stevie Wonder — I like HIM!!!
(Geez!) Fortunately you didn’t skip!!! (Shaking his head, but also adding Stevie Wonder to the playlists…)
Did I… ever say something to you… about… trumpets…?!?!?!!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
What… what did I say??!?!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… (ROFLMAO)~~~~~~
I honestly can’t remember what I said…
But you remember that you mentioned it?!?!!?
Vaguely —
(Still chuckling to himself over this memory)…
The thing is — what comes to mind for me — is remembering the trumpet players from my high school… maybe I was drawing on those memories when I originally mentioned trumpets…
Oh? (Still chuckling)…
Yeah… anyway, it’s not a BIG DEAL to me now, okay? 2025… I’m not bothered by TRUMPETS?!!?!?
(Still laughing at this)…
Okay?! Anyway… (Sigh)…
Why suddenly sighing?
I did like Stevie……..
(LOL) Are you — literally — NOT INTO ANY OF THE CHARITY STUFF?!?!?!!?
(Skipping)… (UGH — Will Smith?!)… (SKIPPING MORE)…
YOU DON’T LIKE WILL SMITH?!
(Shaking head)… I’m sorry… I still haven’t forgiven him for slapping Chris Rock…
WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!
I’m sorry… I’m Team Chris Rock…
(Wide-eyed)… what if I’M Team Will Smith?!!?!?!
I don’t know, babe… maybe on this matter we’ll need to agree to disagree…
(Shaking his head in disbelief)… Why… Chris Rock… dare I ask?
Let’s leave that for another day’s conversation. Maybe even during our Brisbane drives… I don’t know if I need to go into all of it on the public blog… just my opinions… obviously I don’t know any of these people.
Okay… (Chuckles)…
(Other random people)… (Skip, skip, skip, skip…!!!)
(LOL) You know — you just watching at home. You’re comfortable. You’re eating and drinking whatever you want. You can even SKIP parts that are boring… when I’M there — I can’t do any of that! I have to just SIT THERE. And SMILE. And be POLITE.
(Chuckles) — Oh, you “poor” thing — making your MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THROUGH MUSIC AND HAVING TO SIT THROUGH ONE NIGHT OF AWARDS AND CLAPPING AND BEING POLITE TO YOUR OTHER CO-WORKERS!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
You know what they should do?
What should they do?
They should have MULTI-CHANNEL CELEBRITY FAN CAM SUBSCRIPTIONS — So if I love Taylor Swift, I’ll just pay $10 to watch Taylor Swift cam ALL NIGHT at the awards!
(Burying head in his hands) Please… no… don’t put those ideas out there… we’re not ZOO ANIMALS…
Okay fine… (Sigh) Whoop-dee-doo… Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars…
… … You don’t like their song?
(LOL)… It’s alright…
JUST ALRIGHT??!!?!?!?!
(Sigh)… Well it just doesn’t feel very HONEST — I mean, why would Bruno want to be next to Lady Gaga if the “world was ending” when he already collabed with Rose? And Lady Gaga is married to that other guy — it’s just not believable that they’re singing about each other in that song.
… …. … I don’t think anyone thinks of that song as a representation of “literally” a love between Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars…
Ugh — I feel like there is an internal fight —
What?
Lady Gaga and Chappell Roan…
(Raising one eyebrow)… I don’t think so…
Well — I don’t know… I don’t get good vibes…
What vibes??!?!!?!!?
Chappell is like Gen Z’s Lady Gaga… and Lady Gaga is like Millennials’ Madonna.
… … I don’t think that’s how they’re marketed at all…
Okay well… (shrugs shoulders) — I don’t actually care about this topic that much — CHRIS MARTIN — SKIPPING!!!!
(LOL) WHAT??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
DON’T ADD HIM TO THE PLAYLIST.
I’m deleting SO MANY SONGS ALREADY!!!!
I’m unsubscribing from this app… I’ve just skipped through like 85% of this show…
(Weird expression)… I don’t think you’re going to enjoy coming with me… if I ever get the chance to bring you…
(Sigh) — Can I come to the after party? Like I’ll just watch it from the hotel and then meet you and your bros and their WAGs at the after party?!?!?!?!
(Chuckles) You’d rather just show up for the after party?
Yes — I finally understand Kendall and Kylie Jenner — after party is way more fun than the actual awards.
(LOL)
Pleeeease?!!?!?
(Nodding) Yes — My Love — I don’t want to torture you to sit through a boring awards show… yes, you’re welcome to come to the after party.
(Teehee!) ^___^
Oh… Record of the Year…
Ohhh… I didn’t know Kendrick was nominated?!?!?!!?
You didn’t?!
No?!?!?! I thought it was only Beyoncé and the other girls?!?!?!!
Ugh… That’s “Album” of the year — This is “Record” of the year…. (Watching Miley’s announcement)…
Awww… I’M HAPPY FOR KENDRICK!!! AWWW BEYONCE LOOKS SO HAPPY!!!! I’M HAPPY WITH THIS RESULT!!!!!!!!!!!
(Smiling)
Ugh… I’m skipping through the Latin stuff…
You don’t like Latin music?!
It’s not that I don’t like it — I don’t KNOW it —
IT’S SHAKIRA — DON’T SKIP!
Oh yeah. I love Shakira. Okay I’m watching.
(LOL) Why do you LOVE Shakira but you don’t even know Latin music?!?!?
BECAUSE — She made that song about her EX-HUSBAND!!!
That’s when you started liking her?!?!?!
(Nodding) Yes… RESPECT ON SHAKIRA’S NAME.
AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….
That’s a pro. Her voice too — that’s why I like her. — She’s a pro. You can just tell!!!
(Smiles)
Okay I’m skipping the robes part… I don’t know what this is about…
(LOL) — Her song you like is on!
Yes, okay — I don’t mind this… the dance vibes are good… I like the bass.
There’s… not that much logic to what you like… (so confused about the playlists now)…
(Chuckles) THE BASS IS GOOD IN THIS VERSION OF THE SONG!!!
Okay? You like the bass beats of that song?
Yes…!
….
…
…
You’ve skipped through everything else just to get to Album of the Year?
(Chuckles)…
Don’t you like Alicia Keys?!?!?!
Oh yeah — (Rewind) — ALICIA KEYS!!! (LOVE-HEART EYES EMOJI)
Do you like Queen Latifah?
… (Shrugs shoulders) OMG ALICIA KEYS’ EARRINGS — SHE’S A GODDESS!!!!!!!
(Smiles)
SHE’S SO PRETTY. AND SO GRACEFUL. AND SHE’S SO NICE. AND SHE’S SUCH A GOOD ROLE MODEL. AND SHE’S A BEAUTIFUL MOTHER AND WIFE AND A GIRL’S GIRL. I JUST LOVE HER SOOOO MUCH!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
(Smiles)
Awwww her speech is beautiful…
(Smiles)
You have nothing to say??!!? You’re just reading for my reactions?!?!!?
(Giggles)
Why are you giggling?!?!!?!?
(Giggles more)…
SHE’S A POET. THAT’S WHY I LOVE ALICIA KEYS. SHE’S A POET!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahh… that’s why……….
(Nodding) — YEAP. SHE’S A POET.
… Awww her husband her soul mate!!!
^_____^ (I don’t know why, he’s sooo happy when I’m happy and delighted?!?!)
(Sigh) I wonder when Trevor Noah’s going to get a girlfriend…
(Chuckles) You want to set him up like a Matchmaker Aunty?
(Nodding) YES!!! He is SO the type of guy that Aunties always want to try to set up!!!! AND I’M TURNING INTO ONE OF THEM!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Who do you think would suit him?!!?
(Shrugs shoulders) I have no idea… I don’t know him…
Well he’s a PISCES — so technically he could get along with ANYONE — it’s actually up to him.
I guess that’s the point?! It’s up to him?!?!!
He should just go on the Bachelorette or something! Maybe he doesn’t know how to fall in love with a woman unless there’s a competition of 12 or however many other guys competing for her as well?!?!!?
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA… (He’s literally clenching his abs from pain from laughing)…
Wait — Is this Album of the Year?
Not yet… but Kendrick is nominated too for this one…
Ooohh….
(Drumroll…. the suspense)…
AWWWW… KENDRICK!!!!!!!
You’re happy with that result? You’re not upset for Beyoncé?
No — I think Beyoncé is a PROUD MAMA with Kendrick winning. I’M HAPPY FOR THEM.
(Big Smiles) Do you like Charlie XCX?
If you’re asking if you can add her to the playlists, yes.
(Chuckles) Okay, phew. I don’t have to delete those songs…
LOL…
Finally… the award you’ve been waiting for…
Ugh… I’m tempted to skip…
Don’t skip! They’re fire fighters!!!
IS THIS A CHARITY CONCERT OR AN AWARDS SHOW!?!?!?!!?
(LOL) … why do you not CARE?!!?
Because… I haven’t even seen that news reported much in AUSTRALIA — I don’t know WTF is going on… also… what does their GOVERNMENT do about it?!?!! I don’t fuckin know these things. Isn’t it a different conversation?!?!!? Time and place!?!!?!
But they’re using this event to shine a light on it —
AND WHAT IS THEIR GOVERNMENT DOING ABOUT IT?!?!!?!?!?!
(I’m not saying anything else)…
BEYONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
(He’s happy knowing that I’m happy!) ^___^
Baby if Beyoncé can finally WIN THIS AWARD — we are GETTING MARRIED — FINALLY — THIS YEAR!!!
(LOLOLOLOL) YESSSSSS!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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