I wanna talk about Beyoncé…
You wanna talk about Beyonce?
Yes — I just saw a Reel… someone talking about whether or not Beyoncé is gonna win Album of the Year at this year’s Grammy’s…
And…? You think she’ll win?
I hope she wins.
You do?
Yes — look at everyone else that she’s up against. Even though I’m going to Billie Eilish’s concert this month — I don’t care, BEYONCE DESERVES TO WIN.
(Nodding)… What songs do you like on Cowboy Carter?
I don’t know I haven’t listened to it, but I still believe Beyoncé deserves to win!
Right… so you haven’t actually listened to the album that is up for nomination yet you believe it deserves to win…
YES.
(Chuckles) Do you… want to explain more…?
Well — TTPD — it’s self-indulgent. It’s not an album intended to win AOTY. And the others? Well… I just don’t think any one of them particularly stands out from the rest. In fact — they all seem extremely similar — so just GIVE IT TO BEYONCE TO KEEP THE PEACE AMONGST THE POP GIRLIES!!!
Ahh — I see — so that is your logic.
YES.
You know, some people place bets on these things… with real money…
I don’t care. That’s my opinion. That’s my two cents.
(Nodding) That’s your two cents.
And… I don’t know why Taylor Swift is going to be a presenter and it doesn’t matter. Honestly I’m not that much of a Swiftie — am I even going to catch up with the Grammy’s in real time? Probably not. It’s probably on at a time when I’ve got class or have to work in my time zone in Australia — I’ll just catch up with all the highlights on social media… sorry, advertisers!
MMmmmm… (nodding)…
What? What are you thinking about?
Nothing — I don’t really give a fuck about the Grammy’s either! (Chuckles) I’m surprised you’re suddenly batting for Beyoncé…
I… have loved Beyoncé since DESTINY’S CHILD — GIVE HER THE GOD DAMN AOTY AWARD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But why haven’t you listened to Cowboy Carter?
I don’t know… it’s country music?
But you like Taylor Swift…
I’ve never listened to Taylor’s debut album either?!?!?!
You haven’t?!
No?!?!! Like I know one or two songs off of it but I’ve never sat down and listened to the entire album — same with Cowboy Carter!
What do you think of Beyonce’s latest music though, these past few years?
Yeah okay I haven’t been listening to that much of it… I probably checked out since Lemonade, if I have to be honest…
So… why do you think she deserves AOTY?
Because… it’s time. In 2025, it’s time for Beyoncé to finally win AOTY.
(Shrugs shoulders) I probably won’t be watching in real time either…
No?
Nah! We have rehearsals! I don’t have time to watch it…
(Chuckles) So… their ratings are probably dropping?
Probably… I mean… even with Taylor being a presenter… I mean — isn’t that the biggest cry for help to get Taylor involved like that?
Well — is she going to announce Reputation TV?
(Shaking his head) How would I know?! I’m more concerned about my own next album and how me and the bros are going to announce it…
Well… I don’t think you guys need to announce it at an awards show…
No?
No… I mean, it was cute when Taylor did it — but just that one time — I don’t think she needs to make a tradition of it…
(Chuckles)
I think if anything — Beyoncé should win AOTY — and then be like — FINALLY. I’M RETIRED. Y’ALL TOOK THIS LONG TO GIVE ME AN AWARD I DESERVED SINCE DESTINY’S CHILD!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
That’s what I think… that’s my opinions! 😛
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